Dead Man Dating: It really sucks when a girl meets a great guy that just so happens to be newly dead.
Dream Sorcerer: Be careful when you send a drink back because the guy could turn out to be a psycho that enjoys killing girls that reject him so look into therapy to stop those tendencies.
The Wedding From Hell: Weddings can be strange events especially when the groom is under a spell.
The Fourth Sister: Don't listen to people in the mirror since they tend to be evil and not out to help you.
The Truth Is Out There...And It Hurts: You might not like the truth but you have to deal with it once it's out in the open although it can be funny when the bitch at work has to tell the truth.
The Witch Is Back: It's great to find out about your ancestors and pretty darn cool when you can summon one from beyond the grave and hang out for a bit.
Wicca Envy: When you find out you've been framed you bet your ass that it's demonic and that your boss is a suspect along with that harridan who hates you and you have no idea exactly what it is that she does besides being a complete and total bitch.
Feats Of Clay: A person can really change and one risking one's life kinda proves it in spades.
The Wendigo: If someone you love starts sprouting fur make sure to chain her up in the attic but don't bother with handcuffs since they are way too easy to get out of.
From Fear To Eternity: Everyone has fears so watch your back when Friday the 13th rolls around especially if you happen to be a witch.
Secrets And Guys: You may discover that you do have maternal instincts after all in the strangest situation and boy is it tough to keep a secret when you find out something not of the norm about your handyman.
Is There A Woogy In The House?: You never know what you'll find in the basement.
Which Prue Is It, Anyway?: Who hasn't wanted to be split in half so you can get more done but it does get confusing so remember to color coordinate your clothes.
That '70s Episode: Going back in time can give one memories with someone that you didn't have much time with before an untimely death.
When Bad Warlocks Go Good: Yes Virginia there is such a thing as a good warlock especially if they happen to be half human and studying to be a priest so he doesn't come into his warlockism.
Out Of Sight: Be careful when out in public because no one wants a reporter on their ass because they stumbled upon you using your power in a new way.
The Power Of Two: Sometimes what seems to be a person slacking off actually turns out to be something else entirely especially when it involves vanquishing an evil spirit.
Love Hurts: Sometimes you just need to admit your feelings to save the one you love with a healing touch.
Deja Vu All Over Again: Sometimes there is really a good reason for that whole deja vu thing because it just might be a clue that ends up saving your butts.
Season Two
Witch Trial: Anniversaries can be pretty darn unexpected especially when the demons you vanquished keep coming after you.
Morality Bites: Taking a glimpse of the future can really change your life especially if it makes you think so you don't end up getting burned at the stake.
The Painted World: Be careful if you happen to come across a painting with someone trapped inside because in fact that person might turn out to be a warlock that belongs in there.
The Devil's Music: Some people are just so desperate for that whole fame thing that they are willing to do anything which isn't such a great idea.
She's A Man, Baby A Man!: It's strange to put yourself into a guy's shoes especially when it comes with an actual penis but it sure makes a girl glad to be in heels when it's all over and done with.
That Old Black Magic: Don't enter caves without knowing the area because you never know what you may stumble across.
They're Everywhere: Too much knowledge can be hazardous to your health.
P3 H3O: Sooner or later you may have to face the demon responsible for killing your mother.
Ms Hellfire: Bad boys are always so darn sexy and who can resist one with dimples even if he is working with enemy number one.
Heartbreak City: The world would be a pretty dreary place indeed without the spread of love.
Reckless Abandon: Sometimes a baby is abandoned for the baby's own good especially when an evil spirit is out to kill him.
Awakened: Love will make a person risk or give up anything just to save the one he loves.
Animal Pragmatism: Don't ever cast a love spell where you turn animals into your Valentine's Dates because it just won't work out well and you may end up stuffed into a trunk.
Pardon My Past: The past just shows you how much you have grown since that past life when you had a brush with badness.
Give Me A Sign: Sometimes the signs you are getting are for something else entirely.
Murphy's Luck: Sometimes a person's bad luck is a result of being cursed by one of those evil spirit killer guys.
How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans: Don't ever make a bargain with a demon for your youth back because the price will be too high to pay.
Chick Flick: It's good to be up on your horror movies just in case they start coming out of their movies into reality so you can kill them.
Ex Libris: Don't touch The Encyclopedia Of Demons in the library since that is a sure way to get yourself beheaded just ask poor Charlene although you'll have to do it via a seance.
Astral Monkey: Don't mess around with monkeys and blood especially if it's witchy blood with a magickal kick since that's a great way to get yourself cosimcally screwed not to mention vanquished.
Apocalypse Not: Good in the world is the only thing keeping the apocalypse from coming although this last time was a really close call but hey they'll keep trying until they get it right.
Be Careful For What You Witch For: Be careful when a genie shows up because they are tricky characters and can easily fool you into making a wish that you really don't want so to be on the safe side avoid that word.
Season Three
The Honeymoon's Over: Sometimes just a day is longer in fact, which means you are dealing with some ticked off sisters when you get back from up there.
Magic Hour: Cursing a couple in love doesn't make them stop loving each other it just makes them cherish the small moments they do have together.
Once Upon A Time: Fairies are real you just have to believe and add some fairy dust for somem viewing delights.
All Halliwell's Eve: A trip back in time can be a learning experience and how cool is it that you helped bring your many great's Grandmother into the world which started the witchy line.
Sight Unseen: It's not always a demon after you because it can be a human too that just so happens to be pretty twisted.
Primrose Empath: What may seem a gift to one may be a curse to another it's just a matter of how you look at things.
Power Outage: Don't use your powers on your sister because that's a good way to lose them.
Sleuthing With The Enemy: It's not easy finding out that your boyfriend is a demon faced with the decision to vanquish him or to let him go.
Coyote Piper: Getting possessed can cause a girl to get a bit sassy and go a little wild and crazy on the bar.
We All Scream For Ice Cream: If you see an ice cream truck where kids are being sucked in know that it's a good service being done since they are just demonic children that are being vanquished for the good of all.
Blinded By The Whitelighter: It's really rude to click in front of people that don't know the clicking language.
Wrestling With Demons: Sometimes you have to wrestle some demons to save the day.
Bride And Gloom: A walk on the dark side may be intoxicating since blinking is kinda cool but ultimately it's better to be good because the alternative just comes with too high a price.
The Good, The Bad And The Cursed: A curse can pack one hell of a punch especially if you get to experience it firsthand.
Just Harried: Hanging in there can get you the guy of your dreams even though it's a serious violation of the rules.
Death Takes A Halliwell: Death comes for everyone sooner or later so just accept it not that you have to like the idea but it's not something that can be stopped.
Pre-Witched: If your Grams wants a pictgure indulge her since that may be the last one she takes.
Sin Francisco: You can never beat pride no matter how you try you just can't win.
The Demon Who Came In From The Cold: A demon wanting to do good is more than willing to risk his life by going undercover in the underworld.
Exit Strategy: When under a spell a person can end up doing something that they really don't want to.
Look Who's Barking: If a banshee is around the dogs will go crazy since they sense things that us humans don't.
All Hell Breaks Loose: A do over day doesn't always give you the results you want since someone still might be dead.
Season Four
Charmed Again: You may lose one sister but be a bit weirded out to find out that you've gained one.
Hell Hath No Fury: Never take the Book Of Shadows out of the manor and don't try spells on employees even if you have a good reason because you might wind up looking like Betty Boop which makes it impossible to drive.
Enter The Demon: It's important to learn how to make potions since switching bodies can make things very complicated.
Size Matters: That shiver isn't always about being cold since it could be some creepy demon in a house doing who knows what.
A Knight To Remember: Everyone out there has a past life that doesn't show them in the best light that's why it's called evolution.
Brain Drain: If you find yourself in an institution that just so happens to be your home realize that you're stuck inside your head and that it isn't real.
Black As Cole: Even a demon can get single white demoned so be careful and evil demon guy try a new routine.
Muse To My Ears: Hanging out with a Muse can really inspire people to great lengths.
A Paige From The Past: Just because you have a chance to see what happened in the past doesn't mean you can change it no matter how much you want to and maybe finally you can get some closure.
Trial By Magic: As crazy as it sounds some people really enjoy doing jury duty but adding some weirdness can cause people to get cranky when you have to save the not so guilty defendant.
Lost And Bound: If you find a ring that belonged to your Grams and she was married many times don't put the ring on because you may find yourself going black and white and becoming what you'd hate to become.
Charmed And Dangerous: Sometimes you don't always see the whole picture you just have to take a risk and hope that things turn out for the best.
The Three Faces Of Phoebe: Casting a spell may have unexpected results when you are faced with your younger self and your older self which may just turn out to be a bitter old lady.
Marry-Go-Round: It's never a good idea to get married in a cemetery because that's a sure sign that something evil is afoot.
The Fifth Halliwell: Yes it sucks being the odd one out but your suspicions might be dead on. Just be patient for that one day when you two will get that special someone.
Saving Private Leo: Ghosts can really suck especially when they are all out for vengeance for an imagined slight.
Bite Me: Remember to brush your fangs after each meal.
We're Off To See The Wizard: Be careful when dealing when a horny little wizard and his staff.
Long Live The Queen: You can't totally change who you are if you save people you can't just stop that because you're suddenly evil.
Womb Raider: You can expereience some very strange things when carrying an evil spawn like flaming hair and other odd things.
Witch Way Now?: It's never easy dealing with a psychotic FBI agent but how great to find out that you're pregnant which is the best possible news you could get.
Season Five
A Witch's Tail: While it may sound good to go off and become a mermaid you have to face reality since some just aren't cut out to be mermaids since it's a very lonely existence.
Happily Ever After: Yes fairy tales are true and don't forget that you have the power to blow things up just in case you happen to get swallowed by the wolf.
Siren Song: Sometimes you need to experience what the other person experiences to get a new appreciation for what they do.
Witches In Tights: Being a superhero is cool and all but it can really go to a girl's head especially when you hang some guy over the side of a building.
The Eyes Have It: When having a magickal baby go to a doctor that knows about that kind of stuff since prenatal care is essential for a happy, healthy baby.
Sympathy For The Demon: Everyone has fears and it's best to just face them instead of cowering in the corner.
A Witch In Time: If your boyfriend's life is constantly in danger that is a sign that he's destined to die whether you like it or not everyone has their own expiration date some sooner than others.
Sam I Am: Don't wear fancy shoes out when hunting for a fallen Whitelighter that has a taste for the sauce because he may end up throwing up on them.
Y Tu Mummy Tambien: It's not very nice to go around stealing peoples bodies just for your girlfriend no matter how much you may love her.
The Importance Of Being Phoebe: A demon can really screw with your life especially when he's determined to get his wife back.
Centennial Charmed: Just a simple thing like a sneeze can come in handy when the whole world gets changed and that one person is the only one that knows something is wrong.
House Call: Don't ever call on Witch Doctors because they are nothing but trouble.
Sand Francisco Dreamin': Dreams are tricky because they don't always mean what you think they mean.
The Day The Magic Died: Be careful when meeting with evil and come prepared so you make it out in one piece.
Baby's First Demon: Every baby deserves a name and how cool is it when your kid has his own protection bubble.
Lucky Charmed: When leprechauns are getting killed the surviving ones can get a bit cranky. They may be little in stature but they are brave.
Cat House: Speak in code if you go to a marriage counselor and don't cast a spell because you might get caught up in it even if it's to help the couple with the rocky marriage.
Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun: Watch out for nymphs because they may try to take your sister because they aren't big with getting a no.
Sense And Sense Ability: Losing a sense can improve your others and sisters can end up getting along quite nicely with each of them missing one of their senses.
Necromancing The Stone: Even Grams has a long line of broken hearts even a taste for the naughty back in the day.
Oh My Goddess: Getting dosed with mega powers can really be fun but finding out that your husband has to go will send a girl into a rage especially when she's controlling the elements.
Season Six
Valhalley Of The Dolls: Like it or not feelings have to remain intact otherwise you won't know which ones are good.
Forget Me...Not: A Mother will know on some level even if those Cleaner guys come and try to erase things. A child shouldn't be taken away just because the little guy decided to bring a dragon to life.
The Power Of Three Blondes: Never trust three blonde sisters since they tend to be nothing but trouble.
Love's A Witch: Fueds are never fun esepcially when they are magickal in nature which can make things get very messy indeed.
My Three Witches: You can't escape reality as much as you might want to because things may not turn out the way you want.
Soul Survivor: Don't make a Faustian Deal since those things are binding although a Charmed One can release you it's best to play it safe.
Sword And The City: The sword isn't always for you although it can be very intoxicatings.
Little Monsters: A monster isn't always a monster since it could be a father who loves his son so much that he's willing to become a monster to save him.
Chris-Crossed: It really sucks when you have a powerful older brother who is full on evil and who won't hesitate to kill you which sends you flying back to the past to see about changing that.
Witchstock: Unfortunately you can't reason with demons so vanquish away.
Prince Charmed: It's ok to make a guy for your sister if she is thinking about giving up on love entirely which doesn't look good for the second son who has to be conceived pretty soon otherwise he doesn't exist.
Used Karma: Don't do an Aura Cleanse when you have some major bad karma since it might have really bad results.
The Legend Of Sleepy Halliwell: Turning someone into a toad helps make you feel better and shuts everyone up really quick.
I Dream Of Phoebe: Genies are tricky so don't be so quick to help since it just might be a demon in disguise and don't forget to read warning labels.
The Courtship Of Wyatt's Father: Being stuck on the Ghostly Plane and on the verge of death can bring two in love together in a fleshy way ensuring the birth of their second son.
Hyde School Reunion: Avoid high school reunions since they are just bad news and could end up big trouble.
Spin City: Talking things out is better than beating your Father to a bloody pulp who has no idea what is going on since he's just found out that you're his son who came back from the future.
Crimes And Witch-Demeanors: Your powers are a privledge not a right since they can be taken away just like that.
A Wrong Day's Journey Into Right: Don't create a perfect man tempting though that may be since you might also end up with an evil version.
Witch Wars: Is there no escape from Reality TV now the demons are doing it too?
It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World: Sometimes a Father has to do something very bad for the world to be put back to normal and to save his son from turning evil.
Season Seven
A Call To Arms: It's understandable to be pissed off about what happened to your sons but you can't go around killing every demon since it may result in the accidental death of an Elder that was actually on your side.
Bare Witch Project: Sometimes going bare is the only way you can get someone to listen to you and hey thanks Godiva for your naked ride.
Cheaper By The Coven: Try to ignore the voices in your head and focus on the positive things in your life.
Charrrmed!: Unfortunately not all pirates look like the deliciously yummy Captain Jack Sparrow.
Styx Feet Under: Don't ever yell at Death because you just might get turned into Death and oh the horrors if your body were to get autopsied before you were released from your deathly duties.
Once In A Blue Moon: The Full moon does strange things to people and even stranger things when it's a full moon and you happen to be a witch.
Someone To Witch Over Me: The loss of your Guardian Angel can cause one to become accident prone not to mention very vulnerable.
Charmed Noir: Be careful when opening a book in a magical library to avoid getting sucked inside and a warning label isn't anything to scoff at either.
There's Something About Leo: Just because something seems godo doesn't mean it is just ask Cole. Oh that's right his stint as an Avatar was the death of him.
Witchness Protection: Sadly things don't always turn out the way you want but the future can look downright rosy.
Ordinary Witches: It's good to ask questions because while something may sound wonderful doesn't mean it will be.
Extreme Makeover: World Edition: Those that bring conflict cannot be tolerated is just another way of saying kill all those who don't share the same view point.
Charmaggedon: Accept the world warts, demons, and all since it's much better to have free will and not be in dagner of getting zapped for not fitting in.
Carpe Demon: Not all demons are created equal especially when a demon gives up his demony ways to become human even if it's only for a year after which it's death.
Show Ghouls: Make sure just what lost soul you're dealing with before casting a spell that can result in the loss of one's body.
The Seven Year Witch: Some people are just destined to be together no matter what.
Scry Hard: Use your gifts after all knowledge is a terrible thing to waste.
Little Box Of Horrors: Don't ever open a strange box that turns up on your bed.
Freaky Phoebe: Remember that a witch is also a human being.
Imaginary Fiends: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean there isn't a very serious threat looming.
Death Becomes Them: If you're thinking you're cursed there's probably a demon behind it.
Something Wicca This Way Goes: Seeing isn't always believing after all it might not be what you think you saw since astral selves are pretty darn convincing.
Season Eight
Still Charmed And Kicking: Expect an identity crisis when you fake your death and take on a new identity.
Malice In Wonderland: Some things just can't be ignored.
Run Piper Run: When choosing a new identity make sure to do a background check just to be on the safe side after all those orange jumpsuits are never flattering.
Desperate Housewitches: Save the too perky one too so she can live to annoy you another day after all she's sorta human.
Rewitched: Don't knock speed dating because ya just might get lucky.
Kill Billie: Vol. 1: Like it or not some things just can't be erased.
The Lost Picture Show: Sometimes you need to literally walk around in the other person's shoes to have a better understanding of the person.
Battle Of The Hexes: Getting turned into something is all part of the world of being a witch.
Hulkus Pocus: Some things shouldn't be mixed together.
Vaya Con Leos: Do whatever it takes to save the one you love.
Mr & Mrs Witch: Be careful about what you say because you could end up with assassins at dinner.
Payback's A Witch: Sometimes you have to learn a lesson the hard way.
Repo Manor: Coming clean about who you are may not turn out so bad after all.
12 Angry Zen: Everyone can fall prey to an obsession.
The Last Temptation Of Christy: No one wants to be some witch's trophy witch.
Engaged And Confused: Living in a cave does wonders for a girl's complexion but lose the demons.
Generation Hex: Every girl should have at least one demon free day when on her honeymoon.
The Torn Identity: Nothing trashes a relationship like someone spreading lies.
The Jung And The Restless: Witches deserve to have lives too.
Gone With The Witches: Lies can be twisted to appear to be truth.
Kill Billie: Vol 2: You're officially evil when you use a little boy's worry for his Mommy in an attempt to kill her.
Forever Charmed: Time travel can bring confusion but the important thing is that things turn out the way they're supposed to.
