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Entry One

Dear Diary

The sacrifices I must make for the cause. I had to leave in the middle of my scene. Well it was for a good reason since we saved the people that were going to be sacrificed. Which at least was good since things turned out not so good after that. Angel killed a good demon which that stoolie lied about. Hello can't these visions be more helpful?

Now that was interesting a demon karaoke bar. Well it's LA the land of the beautiful and the seriously weird. I really wanted to hear Angel sing. Of course he didn't which was a disappointment. Well this really sucks since there's a pregnant woman out there that that good demon was protecting. It would have been nice if the vision would have told me that he was good and that Angel was supposed to help him not kill him. Like he doesn't have enough stuff to feel guilty about. They really should have buttons or something.

I think I'll go out and get some blood for Angel. Since my place is Demon Hunting Central I should have a supply for him. I should call about that part I was up for since I did kinda run out but I had the best reason. Ok fighting evil isn't a valid excuse since I had to leave on demon business just wouldn't come off as sane.

 I'll come up with something since this part is important to me. They seemed to like my interpretations on what my character would be feeling so maybe there is the slightest chance in hell that they liked me. Ok probably not since they most likely think I should be locked up in a mental ward.

Entry Two

Dear Diary

How fun Angel sent me and Wesley on a hunt with no treasure at the end. No wonder I've never seen any pictures of Angel the boy just doesn't photograph well. That paranoia demon was all creepy with all those tentacles. Wesley and Gunn were totally acting like little boys as usual. What a fun car ride that was.

 So the only difference in Angel in 52 and now is the hair since he's got that spiky thing going for him. He liked the gel then too. I wonder how he does his hair with no mirror to look into. That has to be the biggest downer to being a vampire. I suppose if you're ugly that would be a relief.

Wesley is so paranoid and that demon got to him big time. So my place is no longer Demon Central since Angel decided to buy the Hyperion Hotel. It needs a major facelift but it's got potential and I get my apartment back so I'm happy about that.

Entry Three

Dear Diary

What a day this has been. First I get my new outfit all greasy and now my sweater is ruined. Bloodstains are impossible to get out so in the trash it goes. I think I'll ask Angel about taking care of my drycleaning bill on clothes that get dirty during work not to mention those that can't be cleaned. I don't think that's too much to ask.
 
I'm so excited about this soap audition that's coming up. I'm so perfect for this part. I've been rehearsing and Dennis just loves it. He flicks the lights off and on to applaud at the end of each scene I do. I so need a nice bubble bath and into bed I go. Angel seemed off today and it was so strange how he let me keep the car let alone drive it.
 
It's so strange him having a convertible when he's not a fan of the daylight. I actually think I figured out that vision I had about Gunn. It wasn't about the demon it was about him and from stopping him from totally self destructing.
 
I also felt that I was able to help that poor girl that got slashed with that glass. He's obviously dealing with some painful loss like his sister for instance. In a way he reminds me of Angel since he blames himself for everything that goes wrong.

Entry Four

Dear Diary

What a novel concept an evil law firm. They were totally trying to use that girl for some evil reason obviously. Well now she has a chance away from her father and those trying to use her. Just further proof that men are evil and lawyers too. Hello like I didn't know that. Well ok not all since there are a few good ones but I think it's a dying breed.

 It's not like it's the first time that we have had a run in with those lawyers. I still haven't heard about that soap. Well I'm up for that mascara commercial tomorrow. So I'll need a full night of quality sleeping so I'll be at my best to nail that audition. Maybe I should change my hair. I think I'll put some teabags on my eyes and listen to some soothing music so I can think mascary thoughts.

Entry Five

Dear Diary

Angel was right about Darla being back. I guess that law firm is capable of anything. I am a bit worried about him. I for one think that obsession's lead to major badness. What is it with him and blondes anyway? No wonder his sleep was all weird and screwed up. How could he not know that Darla was sitting on top of him? Maybe if he was breathing he would have noticed.

I got a call back on that audition. It's down to me and another girl. I know that I'll get it I just have to. It's a national commercial which will be seen all over. I just know that there will be some director out there that will see me and want to cast me in a starring role.

I'd have to make sure that it was local and that I'd be able to leave in case I have a vision. I'd have to come up with an excuse like I have migraines which do come along with the visions and like have a doctor's note or something.

Entry Six

Dear Diary

I'm so glad that Angel didn't have to sing. Wow Wes pretended to be Angel and they bought it which is quite a shock. He even drank blood. Now that was quite an act and now he's got a girl too. He meet's a nice girl who's totally rich and I can't even find a guy who isn't a total loser.

That demon Yeska was way ugly and in serious need of a diet and some lipo. I guess eating people really packs on the pounds. That reminds me that I need to lose those three pounds I gained. I'll never get work if I plump up. Maybe I'll start jogging or something. I don't want all my clothes to get all tight and have a button or something pop off during an audition. That may give them the wrong idea about me.

Entry Seven

Dear Diary

I'm glad that Angel got rid of that shroud thing. Who would think that a sheet would make everyone go all bad? I was even bad with the whole stealing thing. It's not like it was my fault since I was under the influence of that sheet. Wes is worried about Angel since he drank human blood. Well I for one won't tempt him by flashing my neck cleavage.
 
I'm not sure if I like my hair. Maybe I'll do something else with my hair. Angel has got to be ok since this Darla thing is getting old. What is it with him and the whole obsession thing? He said that he stopped looking for her but I'm not so sure. He's like an addict but not with a drug. He can't save everyone especially if the don't want to be. He should just move on and get to helping the people that actually want it. Well I need to get ready for my audition.

Entry Eight

Dear Diary

Oh great the obsession continues. I guess the whole guilt thing is working since he did stake her before. It turns out that she's dying. She lived for over 400 years so why not just let nature take its course. I know that he'll do anything in his power to save her even though she so doesn't deserve it. Hello she was supposed to be dead centuries ago. You can't save everyone.

 He always obsesses about blondes. What is that about? He is such a glutton for punishment. He'll even sing so he can help someone out. As long as he doesn't go all evil since that wouldn't be good. I'm still waiting to hear about that commercial.

I did however hear about a small part in a horror movie. It turns out that I was the best screamer at the audition. It's a small role but that's something. So living on the Hellmouth helped me out for a change. I wonder what happened with Angel.

Entry Nine

Dear Diary

Well this just sucks big time. Angel fired me. He fired the one that has the visions. I shouldn't be able to be fired. I should be able to fire him since I am very important. He has totally lost it. Ok the evil lawyers barely qualify as human but what he did was so very wrong. This is just great.
 
Darla and Dru are on the loose and they ate a bunch of lawyers. Now Angel's gone all grr. What am I supposed to do now? I'm essential since I have the visions which hurt like hell but I deal with it.
 
 I'm even thinking about going to that bar and do what I never thought I would. I have no idea what I'm going to sing. Yikes I can't believe it's come to this. At least no one will see me do this. I could use a drink or twenty. I better go before I lose my nerve. Maybe something by Madonna or maybe Shania Twain.

Entry Ten

Dear Diary

Well I wasn't the only one to show up at the bar. Even Gunn showed up and after he wall all it's no big deal. I will never drink Tequila again. Now that is one evil drink. I think all three of us did a number but I'm kinda fuzzy on the details. I am never going to get drunk again since I am never going to touch alcohol of any kind ever again.

I'm just glad that I have those pain pills for my head since I had a doozey of a headache from that vision not to mention a hangover on top of that. The green guy didn't even give us guidance so we sang for nothing. I'm just glad that we saved the girl. Wes was actually brave the ass pansy.

So the three of us just have to carry on by ourselves. I had to take a long bath to get the stench of that place off me. So it's the three of us and we really need to have weapons handy in case it's needed. Cars have first aid kits so why not a kit for demon fighting. It could have stakes or axes, holy water, crosses, swords or other sharp implements.

I can't let this mess stop me from continuing the mission. Maybe Wes is right about Angel just needing some time alone. I'm hurt but I have to carry on even with Angel going all nuts. Why the obsessions with blondes? I'm still ticked about the whole being fired thing. So now we need a new place to set up shop.

Entry Eleven

Dear Diary

Wes and Gunn have been driving me nuts with the whole being at my place all the time. I have banned the A word so I've forbidden the use of it in my presence. I don't understand why no one can figure out what the picture on the card is. I designed that card and damn it we're going to keep it even thought I no longer use the word.
 
I finally got a vision and it was a doozy. I should buy stock in pain relievers. It's a good thing that I got that prescription since they help. Yes I got that part I was up for. It's something and I never turn down money and I could use it since I'm no longer getting a salary.

Entry Twelve

Dear Diary

I decided to start looking for a place to rent for our agency. I found a place but it's a bit small. It could work since it's not like we need tons of room since we'll we doing the fighting or whatever out there in the big bad city. Another big plus is that the guys won't be spending so much time at my apartment.

They are out in the living room so I'm thinking now is a good time to throw them out and tell them about the place I found. There is a problem regarding the name but getting a place is more important right now. Well the Chase Agency has a nice ring to it.

Entry Thirteen

Dear Diary

So we got that place by pooling all of our money together. The people that were there before left some stuff behind. Since we couldn't agree on a name we kept the same name. Wes made the lights go out. So I'm going to bring in a bunch of candles. Besides florescent lights are so harsh and oh so unflattering. Ok we can't use electricity but we have a place and Gunn passed out flyers but of course the phone was dead so it never started ringing.
 
We so need clients with money and soon. I'm trying to stay positive even though there is a funky smell that won't go away. Maybe some air freshener will cure that. What did the previous tenants do? On second thought I probably don't want to know.

Entry Fourteen

Dear Diary

Yay we got a job that pays and they had snacks. That's a good combo. That was so cool of Virginia to get us that client and bring that basket of goodies to eat. Wes was really great. See we can totally do this with the three of us. Things are looking us and now we can get the lights back on and the phone working.

Yay I got a call back. It's just for a voice over but it's something. I haven't had a vision in a while. It was great to just let loose and have a little party. We even got a client that walked in. Things are so looking up.

Entry Fifteen

Dear Diary

Things have been slow but we did get a walk in. A slow trickle that I want to turn into a downpour. That was so creepy that third eye on the back of that girl's head. A case to throw ourselves into. So we had the big fun with the research. Well once again I encounter zombies but this time in the form of cops.
 
Poor Wes got shot by one of them and was nearly killed. Thank God he's going to be fine but he's in such pain and I'm hoping he'll at least stay home for a few days and rest. I think it's great how Anne runs that shelter for those kids. Good for her. That girl was totally wearing my shirt. Hmm so he took my clothes.
 
Well they are being put to good use since those kids need them and I have clothes. It's not like I'm going around naked but they were my clothes and he had no right to give them away like that. I'm just glad that the zombies were stopped before more damage was done.
 
Talk about evil raising cops to kill and hurt people. Anne's shelter was pretty trashed but no one died which is good. I wonder if insurance would cover the damages. So it was quite a night. It was like Night Of The Living Dead only real. I never  Not a good smell but Wes is alive. I might have to burn the outfit that I was wearing. So Angel actually turns up at the hospital which gave me a perfect opportunity to give him a piece of my mind. We're doing just fine without him.

Entry Sixteen

Dear Diary

That sucks we fix Mrs Sharp's daughter and she won't pay. So much for appreciation. Her husband must be a total loser. Oh so this whole thing was just an illusion. Their kid never had a blinking eye on the back of her head. Mr Sharp needs to pull his head out of his ass.
 
Poor Wes is stuck in a wheelchair so he's on desk duty. No fighting for him just the research thing which he's really good at. Stupid Angel showed up and stole a book and poor Wes ripped open his stitches. It was great that he stood up to him but Wes shouldn't have actually stood up. That's why he's in the chair to avoid doing that and so he can heal and not have his guts come gushing out which is so very gross to even think about. Yes I have an audition coming up that I'm hopeful about.

Entry Seventeen

Dear Diary

Note to self next time a client calls as I'm about to leave and asks me to come by and pick up payment I'll ask them to stick it in the mail or bring backup. Great I get a vision that was so not helpful. They could have warned me sooner like when I was in the cab so I could have called Gunn and Wes.

So Angel came back and saved our butts. For a split second I was so glad to see him but then I remembered how he turned his back on us. I'm not sure what to think of this since he really hurt my feelings. At least we don't have to rent that office anymore since we'll be back at the hotel but this time Wes is in charge.

Well I'll just be careful since he has a lot to make up for. I suppose he made a good start with saving us from those three eyed demons and catching me when I had that vision. Besides he's the only one with a car to fit all of us. I am so glad that my extra eye is gone. It was so creepy.

I'm glad that I was able to get that bald spot all hairy again with that antidote spell whatever that Wes found in one of his books since having a bald patch is so embarrassing not to mention would have stopped any upcoming auditions.So all those demons are dead but unfortunately the whole Sharp family was killed. It would have been nice to get some warning on that so we would have been able to save them and get paid.

Entry Eighteen

Dear Diary

It was good to see Harmony although it ended badly. It was nice to just hang out with an old friend and be a girl even for a little while. So she's a vampire now and no one told me. I really stuck my foot in my mouth when I was talking to Willow. Well people should tell me stuff that I need to know so that things like this don't happen.

Someone should have called me. I thought she was hitting on me. So Willow has a girlfriend now well good for her but I wonder what happened with Oz. Well she has someone which must be nice. Sure I've changed but I do miss dating and having a boyfriend.

 I am so annoyed that Angel was right about Harmony. I really don't like that since he's sorry and all but he hurt me and it's not like I can snap my fingers and make it go away. I just couldn't stake Harmony and I'm sure that I scared her away.

Entry Nineteen

Dear Diary

The visions are getting really brutal. I just can't get the image of that man out of my head. I can now go back and search which helped but it hurt like a bitch. It is so annoying to keep being asked if they can do anything for me.

I felt a man stab himself in the eye and had it replaying over and over all day so I'm obviously not fine. No one can change that. I was able to get a stronger prescription to help with the headaches. I just can't understand this since he seemed happy and he has a family. Hopefully my lead will help. Well this is the price I pay and these new pills are working.

Entry Twenty

Dear Diary

Now this was quite a day. Angel was so sweet to buy me all that food. He should smile more. I am so loving my new clothes. Wow that evil lawyer is a really good singer. I'm so glad that Angel didn't have to sing since once was one too many times. What a relief. Now that is just evil and so very wrong.

I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that Wolfram & Hart would use body parts to use on other people like Lindsey and his new hand. That is beyond evil. I'm just glad that those poor people were put out of their misery and that the ones that could be saved were saved.

Yeesh that gives me the creeps big time to have people locked up and using various parts. So evil lawyer guy isn't quite so evil since he left Wolfram & Hart and this time for good. Damn these headaches are getting worse and the visions are lasting longer. I'm going to double up on my pills since it's getting worse.

Entry Twenty-one

Dear Diary

Yes I did it I got a commercial that I'm gonna be in. I'm so excited about it. Tonight we'll be going out to dinner. It'll have to be a short night. It will be nice to go out for a night of normalness and celebrate. I know it's just a commercial but it's a start and it will give me exposure. I do feel bad about leaving the others in the middle of a case like this but they'll kill the beastie.

I'm gonna splurge a little but no wine. I don't want to be hung over and have bags the size of suitcases under my eyes. The bikini is a bit skimpy and the director is a lech but I'll just keep quiet and keep thinking about what a good break this is.

I get to speak and I better start getting ready since Angel will be by in like three hours so I need to get cracking since I want a nice long bubble bath because I am aching big time. I am so grateful for Dennis and all the help he gives me. I don't know what I'd do without him.

Entry Twenty-two

Dear Diary

Now that was quite a journey. I get sucked into another dimension a hellish place called Pylea. It was a nice place except for the whole people being called cows and being slaves. Well that has totally changed now thanks to me. I'm just glad we made it back home. I must admit that it was kinda cool being a princess.

I will miss Groo though and those eyes of his. I've left the place in good hands. We also rescued that girl that was missing for five years. Unfortunately when we got back Willow was waiting for us and told us that Buffy's dead. Angel of course is totally crushed. It turns out that she did it to literally save the world so she's totally a hero.

It's so sad but I'm grateful since we would have come back to nothing and would have had to go back to Pylea which wouldn't have been that horrible but still this is home. She was special and I admired her and maybe I was a little jealous of her but not like of her hair or clothes or anything.

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