Entry One
Dear Diary
Since I've not been in the mood to hunt I decided to try my hand at writing. The moon speaks to me all bright in the night sky. It just hasn't been the same since Prague. I was nearly killer there but wasn't or I wouldn't be writing now. I believe it's sometime in the 20th century. Spike has decided to take me to Sunnydale, CA where the Hellmouth lives. It's sure to be a bloody good place with all that evil saturating the air. So wonderful and the reek of death as people are killed. Oh a magical place but the Slayer is no fun. Daddy is there and my dear boy has a plan. I just love him so. The stars are singing in my head. A song of dying and frying. The time has come to sing along. I miss Prague and the leeches. Soon the stars will align and smile down at us.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
I sense a change in things. Everything is switching. It shall be a night unlike other nights so Spike is going out. I didn't feel up to it so I'll stay here with Miss Edith. She has been bad and I'm very cross with her so she must be punished. No playing with the others who shall have a part in the fun. Someone is playing with the people in this town. What was fake will turn real. The moon calls to me with its soothing song. Spike is such a dear for getting me something to eat. I wonder when I'll run into daddy. There is a change about him and it's not a good one. Maybe I'll soon feel up to taking a walk.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
Spike ruined all the fun of St Vigeous for the others. Oh well that's my dear boy too excited about waiting for the others to play with him. My boy is impatient so he had to have a little fun. So that was what the stars were singing to me. The boy with the power is dust and my dear Spike has taken over. He's promised to kill the Slayer for me. I remember when he killed that Slayer in China and we drank and made merry and made love among all the carnage. Now that is something I'd like to do again. I ran into daddy but he's not the same. He's not the killer who left corpses though the land like sweet poetry. He has a soul which has turned him into an eunuch. No longer feeding on human blood a total shame since he was brilliant and oh so deadly. Plus he's gone over to the Slayer. My poor daddy is all ruined by that girl and her very existence. I want to eat her eyeballs and play with her brain when Spike brings her head to me.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
My dear boy is going to cure me so I'll be strong again. I've been counting the stars and naming them all the same name. Sure I'm inside but I can see them. I was afraid that my hair would fall out and I'd go bald but Spike assured me it wouldn't. He takes such good care of me. Another birdie died since it wasn't fed. I keep forgetting about that but I'm getting a new bird since Spike promised me one. This time I'll feed him crackers and seeds so he'll sing to me. The hours when that wretched sun is out can pass oh so slowly. At least writing in here helps pass the time until the moon comes and whispers in my ear. The key to my cure is daddy so I'll have fun playing with him before the big show. Everyone will be there with party hats and whistles. I hope there's a cake with a toy surprise inside like a heart ripped out of someones chest since that's a sweet treat. I'm just so disappointed that the pesky Slayer hasn't been killed yet. I want her dead for laying her hands on me. Naughty moon for whispering so I didn't pay attention. Miss Edith wasn't there to warn me so she must be punished. I want to hold the Slayer's heart in the palm of my hand so I can feel its warmth and watch it stop pumping. I'll make a mug out of her skull. Thinking of that has made me hungry.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
It was supposed to be a party but everything was ruined. No treats and all those people ripe for the taking all went off into the night. Only one treat to split between us. This Slayer is too clever and Angelus is a bad daddy. He's all wrong. You're supposed to kill the Slayer not fall in love with her. That is beyond wrong. The moon is whispering to me about something important. We really must kill that girl. Miss Edith agrees with me. She's been good lately. We found a book that has my cure in it. My sweet will make it all right. My answer will come and we'll get rid of that pesky girl.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
I'm at full strength now but Spike was hurt. So now it's my turn to take care of him. Oh how I've missed going out and hunting. It makes my head go all tingley. I brought back a treat for Spike but he hardly eats. He needs to eat something. I sense things changing and Spike has promised me a present.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
Poor Spike can't walk so I got him a nice wheelchair so he can get around. It will take a while for him to get back to his old self. I eagerly await all my presents. I do so love surprises. I sense something coming aside from my surprise. Boxes are arriving and it's like a puzzle. I'm gonna ask for a peek inside since I'm curious. I think I know but I'm not sure so I want to one one. I'll just ask since it couldn't hurt to take a peek inside. First I must punish Miss Edith for being a very bad dollie.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
Oh is is beautiful the judge is going to be assembled. He's big and blue like a smurf just the color not the size since they are small or at least they look small when I watch them on TV. It does get dreadfully boring during the day when the flames will lick and turn one to dust if you should step outside. So the parts are being delivered from all parts of the world. I can't wait to see the judge in all it's blue glory. He can burn people to dust and destroy every living being with a look or something. This will be so wonderful and I want that Slayer dead for she's all full of goodness which is sickening and Angel loves her for daddy is lost to me forever although I feel something happening but I'm not sure what.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
This is so wonderful daddy has come home. That must have been the change that I felt. It will be so fun to destroy the world and having daddy by my side makes it complete. We're a family again and Spike can't come along since he doesn't get out much these days. I love how the judge burns with his touch but when he recharges he'll be able to do it to many people at the same time. I don't know if Miss Edith will join me or not. It depends on if she's been naughty or not.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
That was so disappointing. The judge was blown to bits with that thing. I ran because I knew it was bad and would make a big boom. If I didn't I would have been dust on the floor which would have been bad. So no major slaughter on this night and the Slayer couldn't kill my dear daddy. He wants to play with her and hurt her like he did with me. He was so deliciously cruel to me. The moon is whispering to me about something coming. Digging around in the ground will cause a surprise to be found. I hear a low humming in my head and it will only grow louder.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
Daddy gave me the most wonderful gift a heart freshly ripped from a girl. My sweet Spike gave me a necklace. The garnets are the color of blood. Someone was naughty and cast a spell. I made daddy jealous when I offered that boy eternal life. It just wasn't fair I couldn't go inside too and have some fun. He does have a face like a poem. No I'll take care of Spike since he did the same for me but a girl has to have her fun. I got a puppy that I named Sunshine and was going to give to Spike but he refused. He's a bit cranky.
Entry Twelve
Daddy played with the Slayer and killed that nasty teacher. She was about to ruin our family. Now we can't have that for that pesky soul made him no fun at all and in love with the enemy. It is just so unnatural. The librarian set fire to the factory so we need a new home. That was very rude of him. Just because we're vampires doesn't mean we don't need a place to live. Maybe we'll find a nice place to live in. The moon whispers of such a place.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
We have a house with a garden that has jasmine which is night blooming like me. It's lovely under the light of the moon. I want to dig into the ground and make a burrow like a bunny. I was going to do it before long ago but never got around to doing it. I could hear the bugs moving in the earth and make a song with their incessant clicking. The surprise is on it's way waiting to be found and brought to life. The moon is whispering to me and the stars are singing. Maybe I'll lay naked under the light of the moon.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
A big stone with a toy surprise inside that was humming so I could hear nothing else. It is so good to have daddy back for Spike isn't any fun anymore. He's all grouchy most of the time. I did kill a Slayer which was fun. I did it with my sharp fingernail that just sliced her across the throat. The girl didn't stand a chance. This will be so fun when daddy awakens the demon and thanks to me he now knows what to do. That librarian guy isn't a half bad kisser. It was fun to trick him into thinking I was that nasty teacher. Since things are going so well I'm hoping that Spike will get back to his old self. He has been quite helpful to daddy. He is a smart boy. The ritual will soon begin so I must prepare Miss Edith since I'm letting her watch the world go away. Oh sweet death is calling.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
I can't believe that Spike betrayed me. In a way I liked it for he was very manly and took me off and he can walk now. We are in South America. I am cross with him for I wanted to destroy the world and he did ruin things. What I find the most appalling is his truce with the Slayer. I smell her on him and he tastes like ashes. Maybe in time that memory will fade but in the meantime a girl has to have some fun where she can and with whoever strikes her fancy. I met the most wonderful chaos demon now he knows how to show a girl a good time. Spike found out but he had to know that I would look elsewhere since he's all wrong. So he's gone now which is for the best. He needs to kill the girl so he gets her out of his system so I can take him back. But in the meantime I'll enjoy my horny demon who is such fun.
Dear Diary
This is so wonderful daddy has come home. That must have been the change that I felt. It will be so fun to destroy the world and having daddy by my side makes it complete. We're a family again and Spike can't come along since he doesn't get out much these days. I love how the judge burns with his touch but when he recharges he'll be able to do it to many people at the same time. I don't know if Miss Edith will join me or not. It depends on if she's been naughty or not.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
That was so disappointing. The judge was blown to bits with that thing. I ran because I knew it was bad and would make a big boom. If I didn't I would have been dust on the floor which would have been bad. So no major slaughter on this night and the Slayer couldn't kill my dear daddy. He wants to play with her and hurt her like he did with me. He was so delicously cruel to me. The moon is whispering to me about something coming. Digging around in the ground will cause a surprise to be found. I hear a low humming in my head and it will only grow louder.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
Daddy gave me the most wonderful gift a heart freshly ripped from a girl. My sweet Spike gave me a necklace. The garnets are the color of blood. Somone was naughty and cast a spell. I made daddy jealous when I offered that boy eternal life. It just wasn't fair I couldn't go inside too and have some fun. He does have a face like a poem. No I'll take care of Spike since he did the same for me but a girl has to have her fun. I got a puppy that I named Sunshine and was going to give to Spike but he refused. He's a bit cranky.
Entry Twelve
Daddy played with the Slayer and killed that nasty teacher. She was about to ruin our family. Now we can't have that for that pesky soul made him no fun at all and in love with the enemy. It is just so unnatural. The librarian set fire to the factory so we need a new home. That was very rude of him. Just because we're vampires doesn't mean we don't need a place to live. Maybe we'll find a nice place to live in. The moon whispers of such a place.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
We have a house with a garden that has jasmine which is night blooming like me. It's lovely under the light of the moon. I want to dig into the ground and make a burrow like a bunny. I was going to do it before long ago but never got around to doing it. I could hear the bugs moving in the earth and make a song with their incessant clicking. The surprise is on it's way waiting to be found and brought to life. The moon is whispering to me and the stars are singing. Maybe I'll lay naked under the light of the moon.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
A big stone with a toy surprise inside that was humming so I could hear nothing else. It is so good to have daddy back for Spike isn't any fun anymore. He's all grouchy most of the time. I did kill a Slayer which was fun. I did it with my sharp fingernail that just sliced her across the throat. The girl didn't stand a chance. This will be so fun when daddy awakens the demon and thanks to me he now knows what to do. That librarian guy isn't a half bad kisser. It was fun to trick him into thinking I was that nasty teacher. Since things are going so well I'm hoping that Spike will get back to his old self. He has been quite helpful to daddy. He is a smart boy. The ritual will soon begin so I must prepare Miss Edith since I'm letting her watch the world go away. Oh sweet death is calling.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
I can't believe that Spike betrayed me. In a way I liked it for he was very manly and took me off and he can walk now. We are in South America. I am cross with him for I wanted to destroy the world and he did ruin things. What I find the most appalling is his truce with the Slayer. I smell her on him and he tastes like ashes. Maybe in time that memery will fade but in the meantime a girl has to have some fun where she can and with whoever strikes her fancy. I met the most wonderful chaos demon now he knows how to show a girl a good time. Spike found out but he had to know that I would look elsewhere since he's all wrong. So he's gone now which is for the best. He needs to kill the girl so he gets her out of his system so I can take him back. But in the meantime I'll enjoy my horny demon who is such fun.