Entry One
Dear Diary
Ok this is very freaky. The guy I've been dating turns out to be a warlock that tried to kill me. The freezing came in handy so I got the job. So I panic and everything stops except for me. We're witches which is really strange because we had no idea. This all started because Phoebe read this incantation.
As if it isn't hard enough dating now I have to worry about warlocks. So the three of us killed him which was pretty damn scary. I don't know how I feel abou this whole witch thing. So I guess Mom and Grams were witches too. I don't understand why no one told us. It should be interesting anyway.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
I've been worrying about this witch thing. Watching that documentary didn't help any. Before I found out the family secret I wouldn't have thought twice about entering a church. I was reaching for the door when I heard thunder. I didn't want to risk it so I ran.
I get hired at Quake and the guy that hired me quits leaving me to run the place. I'm a chef which means I cook. I don't understand how Phoebe can just use the W word in front of other people. We need to be very careful especially since we're not in control of our powers. I'm afraid I'm gonna panic and freeze the restaurant. The freeze doesn't work on my sisters. I guess I'll go up to the attic and look at the Book. We are so totally screwed.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
I decided to conquer my fear about stepping into the church and did it so I'm not evil like I was afraid I was. At the church I found Brittany but she was a senile old woman which is bizarre. Great there was a demon that was sucking away youth and Phoebe nearly became his victim. Is this going to be our lives from now on one bizarre thing happening after the other? It kinda makes me rethink dating because you have no idea who you're dating.
I have no idea what we're gonna do. At least all those people were helped. That did feel good so that really is a relief since I was seriously worried about being evil. I guess we're stuck with it whether we like it or not. It can't be changed so I guess we have to learn to live with it. I wish I could be more like Phoebe because she seems to be more accepting of this. It's gonna take a while to get used to if that's possible.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
Great after an evil boyfriend we now had to vanquish the neighbors. It's pretty creepy because we hung out with them. I wonder what happened to the real neighbors. Forget it I probably don't want to know. So it looks like the Book protects itself. Now we have evil after the Book. I wish Phoebe never found the Book because things would be a lot easier.
It was good to see Dad. It was nice to almost be like a normal family. I just hope he doesn't vanish again for years. It would be nice to have a relationship with him. I'm just relieved that he isn't evil. He left us a tape from Christmas. We were like a normal family for a little while anyway. Wow that handyman is cute. I just hope he's as good wit his hands as he looks.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
I found out that witches can see ghosts. Just my luck I meet Mark but he's dead. I wish I'd met him when he was still alive. So of course I start falling for him which is probably better than a warlock. I'm just glad we were able to help him. He was reunited with his father.
Is this going to be my life from now on? It felt good to help Mark but I still want to have a normal life. I don't know if I'll ever get used this this witch thing. I feel so honored that Mark gave me his family's recipes. The food turned out great and Prue had a good time at the party. Mark was a reminder of how precious and short life can be.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
Well that's kinda frightening being killed in your sleep. The evil this time was a human being. I'll admit that I've wondered about dying in a dream. I've always woken up before I stopped falling. I'm just glad we don't have to worry about him anymore. Poor Skye was killed not to mention Prue almost died too. We so don't need a Freddy running around killing people in their dreams.
I was curious about casting that spell and it was kinda fun for a while. Dating is extra hard when you're a witch. It was creepy how no matter what I said Jack wasn't turned off. So much for a little harmless fun when all the guys went a little crazy. It was fake because it was too perfect even my faults.
Even poor Kit had man troubles. So no more love spells after this mess. It's a good thing I was able to freeze that guy. Too bad the women weren't asked to hold a honey cake wherever because that would have stopped me from casting that spell. The spell is reversed and thank god Prue is ok.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
Like I didn't have enough stress doing all the catering for the wedding because Chef Moore took off. Of course I end up with a supernatural wedding. It would have been nice to have a normal wedding without any weirdness. But no there's a demon bride and her bridesmaids from hell. The real bride Allison married Elliot so the wedding ended up taking place which is good.
I had quite a scare when I thought I was pregnant. I don't know what I would have done if I was. I'm just relieved that I don't have to deal with that. So no evil spawn for me or the evil bride. I can't believe Phoebe thought I was Hecate and pregnant with demon spawn. I'd like my trash to go out not be dug through.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
I hope vanquishing that demon by smashing the mirror didn't earn us some serious bad luck. Mirrors are gonna be kinda creepy for a while. At least it was a pretty simple vanquish. Those are the best kinds. It would be cool to meet some witches. I'm so glad I have my sisters.
I really like Leo but Phoebe isn't making things easy. I wanted to go to the movies with him alone but she ends up tagging along. I kinda told him she was gay but she wasn't exactly playing fair herself. I just wish her and her breasts would leave him alone. There is just something about him that gets my heart racing. I just feeling something although I'm not sure what it is. I'm just drawn to him.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
That truth spell was kinda dangerous but good too. I kissed Leo and he kissed me back but he doesn't remember which sucks. I work up the courage to make a move and tell my boss off and they don't remember. Well Andy can't accept the witch thing which sucks. We'll all have to deal with our secret.
I'm glad we were able to save Tonya and her baby. I'm sick of Martin and his demands. I told him what was needed and he agreed to it. Why couldn't he have hired people instead of making me work like a dog. I ran into Leo literally. We had a drink but he didn't remember our kiss. Maybe we'll get another chance. He's a really good kisser.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
It was pretty cool meeting Melinda. I had no idea we could bring our ancestor back to life. I must be transparent since she knew that I have feelings for Leo. She said that he's a treasure. So she had a warlock boyfriend too. I just wish she could have stayed longer. I'm gonna miss her.
I finally did it. I never asked a guy out before until now. I just blurted it out and he said yes. Now I need to figure out where we could go. I could cook him dinner but I'd have to make sure that Prue and Phoebe go out so we could have the place to ourselves.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
I was so nervous being with Leo that I froze him. It came in handy. Things with him are going great. It's funny how he just came into our lives to fix things around the manor and I end up falling for him. Why did Phoebe have to put in my head the possibility that Leo's a warlock? He can't be evil. I already had an evil boyfriend. It kinda worries me that I found him in the attic.
Great Leo has to leave. I don't even know where he lives. He said he'll be back which I hope is soon. I don't want him to leave. So Phoebe's joined the I've Dated A Warlock Club. We got rid of Hannah and Rex and somehow got our powers back. We have no idea how that happened. It would be kinda tempting to break something to get him to come back.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
I got a lot of practice freezing things. I never realized how exhausting it is. I cast a spell for Doug and created a monster. What was I thinking and why did I double the recipe? That was a bad idea. I just thought he deserved a chance to pop the question. I feel dumb I should have put the ring box on the floor so Shelly saw it. I wouldn't have worn myself out freezing every time Doug tripped.
An urn that comes with its own protector. That would come in handy except for the whole killing part. So things worked out for Doug and Shelly. So Phoebe wasn't wrong about Clay since he turned out to be a good guy. Maybe now I won't have to fire Doug. I really don't want to fire him.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
I got turned into a Wendigo. That was pretty freaky. I was so scared when I was attacked but Billy saved me. Why did it have to go after me? Just my luck a health inspector turns up when I'm not feeling all that great. I'm just so sorry that I wasn't able to save Billy.
That was pretty scary turning into that thing. At least we were able to save Andy. I really hate losing an innocent. I hope that agent was the only one running around because I don't want to see one of those things again. I don't think I'll be driving alone at night any time soon. I'm prefer to get a flat in daylight where no monsters are likely to attack.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
Maybe it would be better to just stay in bed the next time there's a Friday the 13th. It's just never a good day. It's the day I met Jeremy and he tried to kill me. That's pretty scary to find out there's a demon that comes up here on that day wanting to kill thirteen witches.
So it was a busy day. My date with Lucas went downhill when I brought up the superstitions. It's too bad because he seemed like a nice guy. Wow Prue said the L word to me. I'm just glad that she got rid of that demon. I feel like an idiot for giving into those silly superstitions but some of them seem to be true.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
This has been a horrible day. The new chef at Quake was working on my last nerve. He was a total nightmare. I'm thrilled that he quit. That was probably the highlight of my day. I want to be able to fire people especially the jerks. I was allowed to fire Doug even though I didn't.
Leo came back which I was excited about but things didn't go like I hoped. It sounds like he's not coming back and he lives far away. He was vague about it. I acted like it didn't bother me but it does. I really care about him. He wasn't telling me something. I think he has some secret that he doesn't think I can handle.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
Well I know now why my dinner preparations went to hell. I don't like being attacked by the appliances when I'm cooking. So the woogeyman in the basement is real. That's kinda creepy that it's been there all this time. I'm not sure if I'll be going down there anytime soon. I'm just glad the hole was closed up again and Phoebe's not evil anymore.
So we're living in the middle of a pentagram. I hope we don't have to say the spell every time there's an earthquake. I'm just glad the damage done to the house was undone because I hate always having to clean up after evil strikes. It's a good thing Josh was able to help us when we didn't have access to the house.
Entry Seventeen
Dear Diary
I wasn't for Prue casting that spell but I'm glad she did. I was so worried especially with Phoebe having that premonition with Prue dying. That kept me up all night. It was a challenge having three of them. It was impossible to get in the bathroom and when I did the water was cold. The blue sweater one was kinda slutty flirting in my kitchen where I work.
So we're stuck with the ugly statue. Phoebe should have aimed for it. Well it's staying until it can be moved or a demon destroys it. Why does that thing have to be solid marble? Well it's too expensive to keep it in storage. It is an eyesore but it's our eyesore. I am so thrilled to be done with the inventory.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
It was so weird going back to the past. We had our powers when we were little. We don't even remember that. I didn't think we'd ever be time traveling. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise since we brought Melinda to the future. It was great to see Mom again.
Prue might have a point about Andy. I keep freezing him when we all played together. We go thrown in jail for kidnapping ourselves which is pretty bizarre. Grams was pretty scary when she thought we were warlocks. Well we got rid of Nicholas which is a relief. It was tempting to try to warn Mom. I wish we could have changed that.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
Well that was a first a good warlock. So Brendan's a priest and safe from turning evil. I haven't had the best luck with guys lately. I've been hesitant with Josh. I just didn't want to be disappointed again. So I guess I'm kinda glad that Phoebe butted in. I don't know where she came up with that crazy story about Leo though.
It's not like I'm gonna join a convent. It sounds tempting but the demons would keep on coming. So I'll take a chance with Josh and see what happens. I need to get over my fears. I'll just take things slow with him.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
Andy now knows our little secret. David and the other boy are safe. Just my lucky I fall into a hole I really wanted to tell Dee to give her some hope while she was going crazy with worry. I don't know why but I kept thinking about Leo when I was in the storm drain. I guess Phoebe could be right that I miss him. So it's for the best that our secret stay that way after that reporter found out. Sadly he was killed which even he didn't deserve.
I knew I should have steered clear of Josh. I should have followed my instincts. I read the talk thing wrong since it had nothing to do with sex. I'm just not sure about being a couple right now. So he was offered a job in Beverly Hills and I decided to tell him to take it. I'm thinking about another guy which means I'm not thinking about Josh.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
The last thing I expected was to have Leo pop into the attic out of the blue. He's a magical being called a Whitelighter. Phoebe really should have told me. Ok she did but she should have convinced me she was telling the truth. I was so terrified that I wouldn't be able to save him. It was like my heart shattered when I thought he was dead.
I finally admitted my feelings for Leo. I guess I was trying to protect myself since it seemed like he wasn't coming back. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. So Leo was in WWII which is kinda strange but I could see him as a medic. I'd love him to be mortal but if he did that he couldn't help other witches or future Whitelighters. I don't know what this means.
Entry Twenty-Two
Dear Diary
This is so terrible Andy's dead. He was like a big brother to Phoebe and I. It's like we're cursed when it comes to love. Prue loses the love of her life and my future with Leo seems pretty unlikely. He saved us but we couldn't save him. I really wish we could have saved him too.
At least we got rid of those demons. Who knows how many times we relived the same day? It felt good to tell of Joanne. I may not have realized my dreams yet but that doesn't mean that I won't. I can't stand it when people think they're all superior just because they're rich. Where did she get that nose job anyway at Plastics R US? I decided to quite my job and ironically it's thank to her. I need to follow my dreams.