Entry One
Dear Diary
I had no idea that time would run so different from up there compared to Earth. I thought I was gone for one lousy day but it was a month. So the books are a mess so I'll have to pull a long night. Those Elders are driving me crazy. They want us to stop seeing each other or else they will separate which isn't fair. Sure it didn't work with Mom and her Whitelighter but that doesn't mean we won't so why do they want to punish us. I couldn't imagine my life without him.
Ok I kinda wish we had gone downstairs because I never imagined that of all places to be asked to marry in the toilet. Leo wants us to get married so we wouldn't be seperated since that's what they want to do so we never see each other again. I'm not sure this will work getting married in secret. I want my wedding to be special not some solution to a problem. It just doesn't seem right and it sure as hell ain't Cinderella. Well it's good to be home I suppose. What the hell I'm gonna tell him yes because I don't want a life with him not in it where I didn't marry him.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
I really hate those Elders. Who the hell do they think they are taking him away from me? We were so close and all of a sudden he was gone. If wanting to be married is selfish then everyone has that right. I'm so afraid that I'll never see him again. It makes me want to give up on the witch thing. At least Brooke and Christopher got a happy ending. I just wish I'd get one too.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
I couldn't have lived with myself if we'd lost that little girl. I got Leo back and we get a chance. I'm so thrilled about this. I felt so lost without him. Those trolls are nasty little critters. I felt like a walking bruise until Leo healed me.
We get a chance to be together. Of course they come with strings but I understand it. We can't let our relationship get in the way of saving an innocent. I know we can make this work. It'll sort of be like marrying a doctor with him orbing out at all hours. The important thing is I have him back. So I'm hoping to get my happy ending too.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
I'm still not crazy about time travel. Of course we were zapped back with no idea of what the hell was going on. It would have been nice to get a warning especially the part where our powers don't work. Ava did teach us a lot. Some of it sounded silly but it worked. I certainly didn't like the part where we nearly got hanged. I thought we were goners but that cute guy that Prue kept ogling saved us.
It seems like we were sent back to save Melinda our many greats Grandmother. I was the one that delivered here. If she wasn't saved we wouldn't exist or maybe we would be evil. So I guess it was Phoebe that started that whole witch flying around on a broomstick thing. It would be great to have one of those doors that warn of evil. I do kinda wonder why our wigs came off when we went through the vortex.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
That's just great my bartender Abbey turned out to be a total psycho. We just didn't think about the human type of monsters. So Leo installed an alarm system which is probably a good thing. I'm curious about who left all the windows open and turned up the AC. That turned out to be a big help.
I'm glad I got over my paranoia. I've just been so sure that we're being watched. Leo did have to orb out twice while we were right in the middle. I just have to believe that there are no peeping Elders lurking around. I just need to enjoy the alone time when I get it. I think I'll need to be extra careful next time I hire someone. I don't want a repeat of that.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
They should have badges that tell us whether a person is an innocent or if it's a demon that needs to be vanquished. The so called innocent turned out to be a demon. Empathy doesn't seem to be much of a gift since it seems like a very painful thing. A demon is behind this for sure. It had to be that Balthazar who is out to get us. We need to vanquish this demon because we could have easily lost Prue.
It's tricky to figure out how to show our relationship to the world. I'm proud to be with him but I can't introduce Leo as my fiancee the Whitelighter. It's something we need to figure out because we can't exactly tell non magical people the whole story. I just don't know how I'm going to break the news to Dad. He doesn't even know about Leo and he's not going to take it well to find out that he's a Whitelighter. Well I don't have to worry about that now since we haven't seen him in a while.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
That was not good at all. A demon put the whammy on us that caused us to go a bit crazy. At least my speaking my mind helped with the neighbors. We can't let something like this happen again. That could have ended very badly if we hadn't reconnected like we would be all dead right now.
Well I wasn't squeamish this time. I think I was before because it was Leo and he's as far from a demon as you can get. So I got a piece so we can make a vanquishing potion. It would be a relief to get that demon out of the way. He's been causing too much trouble and for all we know he's the one that tried to turn Melinda evil.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
I have to admit that I like what I found out. I can freeze a demon and unfreeze the head. It's kinda cool and could come in handy in the future. That demon wasn't too bright trying to vanquish that poor homeless guy. A little demon torture is fine but not with a human.
So we don't have to worry about the Triad and Balthazar. It turns out that Cole is Belthazar's human form. This is all so strange. He had so many chances but he never took it. I think he genuinely loved Phoebe. I'm just glad that Phoebe's ok except for being crushed since she was forced to vanquish her boyfriend. Been there, done that.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
Ok it's official I'm never going to a reunion again ever. High school was a nightmare I don't need to dredge that up again. Well I kinda made an impression at the reunion although it wasn't really me. This hasn't been such a great day being possessed and all. She was really skanky.
It's a good thing Leo's already dead because he could have been killed. Instead I was killed. So Leo could tell that I wasn't kissing him. It doesn't matter what those people think. I have the best guy in the world so I'll consider myself very lucky.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
That's just great now there are demonic children to worry about. It makes a person rethink wanting to have kids. I'm just glad that they were taken care of. So the guy that was kinda creeping me out turned out to be the new Ice Cream Man. He could have said something but I'd probably think he was nuts.
It was nice to see Dad. We only get the one so I'd like to make the most of it. It's not like we can trade him in or something. Prue actually called him Dad which is major for her. Now that's pretty much a miracle. I guess it wasn't easy for him especially with Grams around. Hopefully we'll see him more now that he's back in town. It'd be kinda nice to have him at my wedding. Now I have to worry about how to tell him about Leo.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
Well I hope to never have any more Whitelighters in the manor. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be allowed to get married. No Whitelighter can top Leo. Yes Natalie was irritating but I didn't want her to die. So I guess she's dead permanently now. I don't really get that part.
We got to go up there and to remember it. Rules can be so dumb. You can't always follow them. We followed them and look what happens Ms Good Two Shoes gets killed. We rely on our instincts not some damn rules. Some of them need to be broken. At least we got Leo back which is the most important thing. We didn't even get a tour or get to meet an Elder. Yay we're officially engaged now.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
Oh great there are humans that want to be demons. That is absolutely insane. So our tradition of dating demons continues. It's like we're demon magnets or something. It's just crazy. I'm glad I don't have to worry about that anymore. Well we saved Tom although it wasn't easy. Why am I the one that always gets stabbed? I don't think I would have been able to face those demon wrestlers since it was hard enough to watch.
Phoebe lied about vanquishing Cole. It's not a good thing but I guess I can sort of understand. It would be unthinkable to kill someone I love. I'm still a bit worried since he could come after us. That spell let me find Mom's ring but it came with tons of lost things.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
We took a walk on the dark side. So we were evil for a while. I'll admit that the blinking was fun. It would be a handy power to have if it wasn't evil. I can't believe we smashed Leo. Thank God he's already dead otherwise things would be very, very bad right now.
So much for the wedding planners. It would be kinda hard to explain how my dead Grams is at the wedding. They won't be coming back here ever. We're too bizarre to have a normal wedding. It'll just be a few people who know about the strange factor.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
That was a close call. It was awful to see Phoebe experience what Bo did. It just made me feel so helpless. So Cole helped save her. I'm grateful for that. It looks like he'll be around so like it or not we'll have to accept it. They love each other that is so obvious. The curse is broken so now they can get on with their lives.
So Dad knows about Leo and Cole. I'm not sure which he hated finding out more. The craziness did stop him from killing Leo or me. I can't believe my wedding be soon be here. It seems like it took forever to get to this point. I can't wait to be his wife. I guess I didn't tell Dad because I was hoping he'd get to know Leo and like him before breaking the news about what he is.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
Nothing is like I imagined it would be. I wanted to be going through bridal magazines picking out my dress. I can't even have friends to the wedding except Darryl. Well my sisters are my best friends so that makes all the difference. So no church wedding with guests and being walked down the aisle by my Dad. I know I shouldn't complain.
I found the best guy in the world and it's gonna happen soon. I am worried about something happening. If a demon attacks or something goes wrong maybe this isn't meant to be even though I want it. I wish Mom could be here but Grams will be. I'm still worried about something happening since that would be just my luck. It's like the order of our universe.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
Well we're finally married. I guess the third time was the charm. It almost didn't happen because of Prue of all people. I expected a demon attack but instead I got a demon guest. It was so great having Mom there. So things were rocky but I got the guy which is the most important thing.
Unfortunately we don't get a honeymoon. I guess Mom being there was our wedding present from them. Well we couldn't really have much of one with the club and all of his charges. I do wonder if we should move out. I didn't think I'd still be living in the same house where I grew up. Well for now I just want to bask in the fact that I'm finally married to the man of my dreams. Sometimes it seemed like it would never happen. I am just so happy.
Entry Seventeen
Dear Diary
I was a little nervous going up there for the reception with Leo. I've had a few issues with them up there. They certainly like their robes up there. At least they weren't all clickety clacking. So I met Leo's friends and some of them were nice. Some of them were snooty but I guess that's no surprise. That lamp was so bright. It was an accident but thank God that lamp was broken. I was willing to put up with it for Leo but it was too bright.
So there's an Angel of Death. That's kinda creepy but I guess it makes a kind of sense. I do wonder why Prue was able to see him. I guess he isn't wearing a robe and carrying a sickle. He had an English accent which I find odd. I never really thought of it before. It's something that I don't want to really dwell on.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
We ended up moving kind of. Prue is letting us have her room since it's the biggest and we'll have our own bathroom. So maybe now we'll be able to have a little privacy. It would be nice to be alone with Leo and not have Phoebe walk in on us. We are newlyweds after all. I didn't realize I had so much stuff.
Moving back in together made us sisters which is what Grams wanted more than anything even at the risk of us never becoming witches. We've become best friends which is great. So I'm ok with us all living together. It's not like it'll be forever. It also saves us money because the rent on that apartment is kinda steep.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
I've been worried that they'd take Leo away again so I've been going a little overboard lately. That's just great we were all hit with sin balls and I end up with gluttony. I'm just glad I went on a spending spree instead of stuffing my face constantly. So everything went back that could be salvaged although I'm kinda sorry to see the TV go. That was a really nice one. It's probably for the best since a demon attack would end up breaking it like all the other times. I've lost track of how many we've gone through over the years. Having Orgy play at P3 was fitting after the day we had.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
I just love it when Leo attempts to speak French. It's so cute. I want to fly in an airplane like a normal couple. Leo needs a passport so I changed one little number and now he's two years younger than me. I don't want to orb there I want to fly.
So after a long wait in line he gets called away and I kinda blew. Is it so wrong for me to want a part of my life to be normal? So now I can freeze and blow things up which is why things went wonky. It kinda freaked me out because I didn't know what the hell was going on.
All in all it wasn't the best of days since we lost two witches and Cole. I did blow up a demon except I mean to freeze him. I think I understand Cole better now after what happened to me. I have this new power that I can't control that can hurt the ones I love even if I didn't want it to.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
It would have been nice if that spell had mentioned the whole being turned into a dog part. As if I wasn't already freaked out by my new power that I haven't been able to control this happens. So Phoebe gets turned into a banshee and Prue a dog. I'm just glad I wasn't turned into anything. I shut up that banshee. That screeching can really give a person a migraine.
It figures that Prue gets turned into a dog and meets a cute guy. We have a strange life. I took a risk and it panned out. Phoebe doesn't want to give up on Cole and I don't really blame her. You just can't give up on the love of your life when there's hope. I just hope it works out. I just don't want her to get hurt so I'm a little worried.