Entry One
Dear Diary
I guess I got kinda scared and it didn't exactly help having to come face to face with the demon that killed Mom. So I ended up panicking along with casting a fearless spell. I guess that wasn't the best idea in the world. I guess the thought of being like Mom scared me because she died young leaving her kids behind and I don't want that to happen to me. I want a baby book for my daughter that doesn't end at the third page. I am glad I took care of that ugly painting though.
So like it or not I guess I'm stuck with the whole fear thing. It's a part of survival otherwise you end up doing some reckless things. I don't think I'll be eating fish any time soon after Phoebe and her fishy little adventure and being shocked by those eels. So not trips to the beach any time soon. Wow I guess the baby takes after her Daddy since she healed me. I decided to finish the baby book and I'll start one for my daughter that I intend to finish. Mom really helped me figure things out.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
I've been having trouble sleeping. It would be nice to get a good night's sleep for a change. So I've been reading my little one fairy tales. Grams used them so it's good for her. I am worried about when she's born. I've been having bad dreams. I really wish I could talk to someone about this. I can't ask Wendy because her baby doesn't heal from the womb. She has a non magical baby that she doesn't have to freak out about.
I don't know what to do. I feel alone in this because I don't know anyone alive anyway that I could get some advice from. I'll send her to her room and she'll orb to Tahiti or something. It's not like I can join a support group for magical Mommy's to be. There should be since it might be helpful being able to talk to someone who's been through this. I should get Grams here to help me out because she's the only one that understands. I don't want to mess this up.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
Well I got a visit from Grams. I think the baby helped out with conjuring her. So it was a fun day with a fairytale trying to take our heads off. It's handy that I'm carrying my very own personal healer. That kinda worries me because she's this powerful inside of me what happens when she's out here? It's kinda scary when I think about it.
It was great to see Grams and of course she was full of advice as usual. There isn't a magical version of that book What To Expect When You're Expecting. There's so much to do. She made me feel like I was ten again incapable of making any decisions. Blowing up the wolf I guess helped me out. So the fairy-tales are safe and my sister's no longer a pumpkin and Paige isn't still dead.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
I've been having some weird things happening courtesy of the baby. Everything is all wonky with animated dreams and burping white light and Leo isn't being too helpful because he's always going off. I guess it wouldn't be as bad if I wasn't nauseous all the time. Some things just make me want to vomit like Leo's cologne. I'm not sure if this is normal or not. It would be nice to be able to finish a conversation with my husband for a change.
The baby is messing with my powers. I think she wants to turn me into a pacifist. That won't be good if a demon attacks. I need to know what the hell is going on with all this strangeness. I feel like I'm going through this alone and I really need Leo. A magical pregnancy is tricky so I need some support here and he never seems to be home when I need him.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
I for one enjoyed not being nauseous for a change. The baby switched our power's so we literally walked in each other's shoes. It was also a break from the sore boobs which Leo got too. I don't know how he deals with all those voices in his head. I think I'd go nuts with that going on all the time. It was kind of handy to be able to orb. I didn't know Whitelighters were multilingual. I don't know how he does it without going bonkers.
So we have our powers back which means once again I'm nauseous. That reminds me I need to add crackers to the grocery list. I wonder what else the baby's gonna do after the flowers and fireworks. I can blow things up again which is good because I don't want to sprinkle flowers the next time a demon attacks. I guess I got in touch with my inner Whitelighter.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
I didn't find it such an honor and pleasure to meet this particular Elder. Man he was annoying but I did find out that my baby's gonna be very special. I don't want to have an Elder as a house guest again. I don't need one of those uppity types yap yapping. At least the powers were passed along to some kid which is odd. He's the one that transformed us.
So the three of us were turned into comic book heroes. Damn there are like a jillion comic book stores around here. It was kinda awesome to be able to catch a bullet with my hand and speed running or whatever it's called. That I'll admit didn't suck. I think the pampered thing isn't so bad because getting thrown into a wall really sucks. It's good to know the baby's gonna be healthy.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
I wasn't feeling the joy with that video. It's irritating to be surrounded by expectant Moms bragging about their baby's first photo. Magical baby or not it would be nice to be able to do some bragging of my own after all I'm carrying a very special baby. I need an epidural because that home birthing just isn't for me because I needed a shot just to watch it. I want to be drugged up and feeling no pain.
At least now I have a doctor that won't be freaked out when blood is drawn and instantly heals. I'm just so sick of the nauseousness. That was one hell of a premonition Phoebe had. I just wish we could have saved Lydia. She knew so much. We got the Gypsy Hunter so no more gypsies are getting killed. It just sucks when an innocent isn't saved but sadly it's a hard lesson we've had to learn over the years.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
I finally was able to keep my breakfast down in ages. So of course things get all turned upside down with a demon showing up in the living room throwing energy bolts. It's just a good thing my husband's already dead. Why does this always have to happen when things are going good? I hate it when a demon messes with my head.
It's strange but I kinda feel bad for Cole having to take back the demonic powers but there was no choice. I hope we never see Barbus again because he's a real pain. So of course we probably will because that's just the way things seem to work. I have had everything come crashing down and things get back on track. I just need to enjoy the good times. This is a happy time I'm gonna have a baby and a special one at that.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
So the future me warned me about that warlock attack. I had to let that poor guy die. I had no choice otherwise both of my sisters would be dead and the thought of that is just unbearable. I really hit the jackpot with Leo. It was so strange seeing another me running around. It would come in handy when I have too many things to do. Oh the cookies are done.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
Well at least I have one less thing to worry about which is nice for a change. It turns out that the baby has a protective shield. Although Leo told me what that Elder Raymus told him about the baby I was still worried about her being healthy. Things can change and since I'm a worrier of course I'd be worried especially with all the demon fighting we do. So she's safe and sound which is such a relief.
It's gonna be impossible to get a magical nanny with that elf and her big mouth causing all the others to cancel their interviews. Talk about crappy timing. The whole Darklight and Sam and Cole mess couldn't have happened at a worse time. I'm glad that Sam stuck around to heal but also to talk to Paige. Who knows what we'll do about Cole who was behind the attack. Damn if we'd only had a nanny hired when we were attacked.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
I don't understand the whole touching thing. Just because there's a lot more of me that pretty much screams I'm pregnant doesn't mean I want people touching me. My stomach isn't public property. Too bad I can't get the baby to zap the unwanted hands. It's my stomach and frankly it's rude not to ask before touching not that I'd let anyone touch me except my family and even that would be limited.
I vow that somehow I'll vanquish Cole that sick bastard. We don't need a crazy demon with a death wish that's pretty much invincible. We need to kill him. That outfit was driving me nuts so I returned it. I decided to get some maternity clothes. No scratchy ruffly ones for me. I got some cute ones surprisingly.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
It's such a relief to have the house back. Too bad Phoebe didn't leave any demons standing because I was really in the mood to blow some up. We have to figure out a way to get rid of him and fast especially since he killed an innocent. So he was behind all the crap that was happening to us. I'm just glad we were able to fix things with magic except for that poor woman.
I should make sure I take better care of the club so I don't have another health inspection gone wrong. Maybe I'll hire someone to oversee the club since I won't be going there as much the further along I am. I'm just glad that the rodents and exploded plumbing are fixed. I can't neglect the club so if I can't be there someone I trust should be. That should go better than the fiasco with the magical nannies. I still don't know what we're gonna go about that.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
That birthing ball is not gonna change my mind. Damn it I want to have the baby in a hospital with doctors and epidurals. I'm not a dolphin so no tub for me. I don't think I liked the look of that nipple thing. What does that thing enhance anyway? It looks like it could be painful and I think I won't think about that or I'll talk myself out of breast feeding. Ooh I think I'll have some ice-cream which sounds good right about now.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
No more Witch Doctors in this house. I can't believe they left me to clean the kitchen. What am I the maid or something? At least all the evil was cleaned out but I don't know what we'll do if this happens again. The house was more trashed than cleansed. At least Leo helped me clean up.
That stupid guy hexed us. I guess that's why they're called wild cards. I'd say they were more of a pain in the ass. We need to go shopping for dishes since I broke a bunch. I even caused the house to vanish and Phoebe was still inside it. We all went a little crazy but it wasn't our fault. Leo's gonna have to do some fixing up around the house with the room and the window. Well we snapped out of it but not before I trashed the house myself and kinda vanquished it.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
As if it wasn't bad enough to have killers pop out of movies a few years ago dreams coming to life wasn't fun. I think that little Sandman knows what I've been dreaming about. They should be private and where they belong inside my head. So I've lately been dreaming about that soap hunk. That's for me only and anyway the man of my dreams is really Leo. At least I got a break from all the kicking. I'm carrying a future soccer player.
I'm disappointed that I missed the big love scene on my soap. No repeats so I'll never see it. I guess I wanted to feel attractive not just an incubator carrying the baby. The Mommy needs some attention too. So Leo dreams about carrying the baby which would be handy. He got what he wanted which was to be closer to the baby. I just don't want the romance to fade once the baby's born. I'm just glad those killers with the chainsaws are gone. Of course they did some damage before disappearing.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
So Dad gets married and she turns out to be a demon. She was like a creepy Carol Brady. I never even thought of Dad dating let alone getting married again. It was very disturbing to watch. There are just some things that I need to have burned from my brain. It's a good thing that marriage is over. She only married dad because she was after the baby.
Once again the baby gave me a surprise by being a boy instead of a girl. For all those months we expected a girl so it was a bit of a shock. He's absolutely beautiful and I'm in no way disappointed. I'm just relieved this little guy is healthy. I wanted to be in a hospital but instead I gave birth on the dining room table. Now we just need to come up with a name because Prudence just isn't gonna work.
Entry Seventeen
Dear Diary
This was very disturbing demons coming after the baby to sell him to the highest bidder. I don't trust that demon even though she seemed helpful. I just wish I knew what she foresaw. I'm just glad the force-field still works. He's a little smarty pants trying to give me a heart attack by setting off the alarm. I'm worried but that's what I do.
It was hard to leave the baby but I'm gonna have to do that. I decided to give my little guy the middle name Matthew in honor of his Aunt. I broke the tradition of P names by giving him the name Wyatt after his Daddy. Phoebe's been a little crazy when it comes to the baby which I hope is temporary. Eating him up just doesn't sound so cute once parasite demons went after him.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
That leprechaun Seamus was very touchy but he did help me get Pat Benatar which I'm so grateful for. That was great because it would have been a real pain to find another band. Too bad we lost all our winnings because it would have come in handy especially with another member added to our family. Poor Leo is even more worn out than I am. I for one don't like the bad luck thing. The little guy kinda grew on me so it's sad that he was killed.
I hate it when I'm kidnapped by demons. Those little guys did come in handy. That demon getting struck by a meteor didn't suck. I'm just glad the bad luck curse is over. Pat will bring in a crowd so it's good to go out with a bang. I've been thinking of selling the club because I have too many things going on with being a witch and a new mommy.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
So Phoebe sent us to a marriage counselor. We've been fighting a lot lately so things haven't been exactly peachy. It wasn't a good thing when I blew up the door so I figured it was worth a shot to try the counseling. It didn't help that the spell I cast didn't work out the way I thought it would. I didn't know that they'd be played out with Phoebe and Paige getting a front row seat and poor Kit nearly getting killed too. I guess I should say Katrina. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wonder what that pain in my heart was. It was really weird. The counselor thinks it was because of bad memories being dredged up. He also said that Leo's codependent which is kinda true. It's kinda strange to see our old familiar again but as a person which was her reward. So it was a strange day but I think it helped. We need to spend more time together just the two of us.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
I know her heart's in the right place but Paige has been kinda driving me nuts. She rearranges the kitchen and the Book. I've been feeling like I'm being pushed aside. I have more time with Leo on leave which means I kept the club so she doesn't have to do everything. I'm ready to kick some demon ass. Those nymphs were all over Leo and I feel guilty for Paige getting turned into one of them. Well she's back to being a witch now.
I don't like it when a demon doesn't go poof. I really need to find a way for Wyatt to sleep through the night. A sleep deprived Mommy makes me cranky. Well Paige and I have come to an understanding so we stop butting heads all the time. Leo can be such a dork but he's my dork and I love him.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
The irony isn't lost on me that the mangy monkey attacking us was kinda good for me. I don't want parenting help from demons. I was feeling like a horrible mother since I had no idea what cry was which and the others did. I guess the maternal instincts finally kicked in. So I have them after all. I was kinda worried that I didn't have any. Maybe now I won't feel like such a failure at taking care of my own child.
My little guy did good. He sensed Daddy in danger and orbed. I'm just glad that we got that Hag vanquished. I'm a little nervous about him coming into his powers so quickly. I hope he doesn't orb all over the place any time I try to ground him or something. Well we have time to figure that out.
Entry Twenty-Two
Dear Diary
I guess dating demons runs in the family. At least in my case I vanquished my boyfriend. Who else has gone the demonic route? I don't even want to think about Grams and her demon. Some things are just too gross to think about. She was really on a man bashing tirade.
Well the Wiccaning took place but not smoothly of course. Grams was not too happy to see Wyatt was a little boy instead of a little girl. Yes we all expected a girl but that doesn't mean we don't love him to pieces. I don't care that he's a boy. I'm just glad that Grams finally came to her senses. Things change because that future had Prue in it along with my daughter.
Entry Twenty-Three
Dear Diary
Things are getting much better. Wyatt finally slept through the night so not interruptions last night. It's almost like we're a normal couple. I think the therapy is working. We're getting on track. This weather is so unusual but I'm not letting it spoil my good mood. I need to talk to Phoebe about the phone bill since it's very pricey and if I wasn't in such a good mood I'd be screaming and yelling. It's just such a relief that my hormones are in whack again.