Entry One
Dear Diary
Oh great I get whammied with chipper dust so it was a total case of insanity for me. Then I get turned into a Valkryie complete with a skimpy outfit. It was like I was in a fog along with a fun dose of amnesia. It was kind of tempting to just stay so I wouldn't feel all this pain. But I guess I can't turn my back on who I am not to mention my child. I guess it would be different if it was just me but I'd probably have snapped out of it anyway. So I'll just have to deal with this and focus on my son.
It was kinda fun taking care of those bikers and borrowing those bikes. That should teach that guy not to mock Xena. So I'm me again which means there's some crying in store. I can't numb myself to feelings even if I want to because you can't have the bad without the good. Unfortunately their isn't an off switch. Now that would come in handy for when your husband has to leave you and do his Eldering thing. I just have to deal with this even though I hate it. I don't blame Leo since he was trying to help me. I need some space from him and get on with my life.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
Even though I couldn't remember it was like a piece of me knew on some level. I guess you can steal a child from his mother but you can't erase them from the parent completely. I can't believe those Cleaners tried to steal my son. He's just a baby so he created a dragon big deal ilt can't be the first time something like that happened. Well we got Wyatt back by teaching those morons not to mess with us again. Too bad I couldn't do any damage to them because it was very tempting.
I'm just relieved I got my little guy back. I can't believe I forgot about him. How was I supposed to know that the could change the channel without the remote and take a dragon out of the TV. it's not like any of the baby books cover how to deal with a magical baby. I had no idea his powers would develop so fast. I guess I'll have to talk to Leo about how we're gonna deal with this.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
It figures the three tarts that try to take us over are blonde. What is it with blondes? The peroxide must affect the brain or something. It only seems to be females which is strange. Well everything is straightened out now. Damn those three were a pain in the butt. I so didn't enjoy being tossed out of my own club. I like doing the blowing up.
I'm just glad Wyatt's safe. I was worried about him with the Blonde Ones in the house. I certainly enjoyed punching out that slut. So all is back to normal and the Blonde Ones are now rotting in jail minus their powers. I can't believe they almost pulled it off but they were too dumb to make it stick. I'm just glad the club's in one piece.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
Phoebe's empath thing has been driving me nuts. I want my thoughts and emotions to myself until I express them. I know I have to start dating but I can't help but be a little nervous about it. It didn't help that a mud covered Chris claiming to be from the future popped in. So my first date in ages results in chaos. I didn't even get to have dinner.
I'm just glad that Phoebe can't read me anymore because that was just so annoying. So instead of a date I got to go home to have a seance and try to stop some magical feud. So instead of a nice dinner that I was being a bit picky about led to getting rid of one very pissed off ghost. Unfortunately not all ghosts are friendly. Why can't they be like Casper instead of trying to kill someone ans possessing someone. At least the feud is over and a tortured soul is finally at peace.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
I'm glad that Phoebe brought that book home. I was enjoying the Orgasm Lady until the TV was sucked into oblivion. I wonder how many TV's we've had to buy over the years because of demonic activity. I just wanted to hang out with my friends like a normal person. Damn we have to get a new TV again. Too bad there isn't insurance to cover demon attacks. I can't wait to read that book if I can get it away from Phoebe. I probably need it more than her since she has a man in her life. Talk about infuriating. I'm just trying to get on with my life.
So the whole no magic thing just didn't work out. Well the models were hot and it's a nice change to do the ogling. I prefer a magic would because I was really worried about my little guy. Since I'm lucky enough to have a healer on hand I'll just take advantage of it. I don't like feeling that helpless. So I'll just have to incorporate magic into a normal life and find some kind of balance I guess.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
Dating is so much harder now with a magical baby scaring away all my dates. I turns out my little guy has been doing swirly eyes to every guy that gets near me. So he's been scaring away some guys that seemed to be ok with me having a kid. So this whole dating thing is even trickier. Maybe I should just leave out the fact that I have a child when I first start dating a guy.
It's always good to enjoy a night at the club after bringing back my sister from the brink of death along with a lot of demon vanquishing. Steadman was great. Well I had a date that I actually got through. I wonder how Wyatt came up with that trick of his. He's not even one and he's scaring guys away with orbs. I wonder if Leo taught him that little trick.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
It was bad enough with everything breaking down and this watery lady turns everything upside down. So Camelot is new. It seems every time I turn around something that isn't supposed to be real turns out to be real. I knew that sword would cause nothing but trouble along with Mr Smooth Talker. I admit that I kinda enjoyed using the sword and it was so shiny too.
So my little guy is destined to have this sword. It makes me a little nervous having it around. So he vanquished his first bad guy which is good I suppose. My list keeps growing and growing. Now I have to clean the attic until the next time it gets trashed. So my little guy is a king which is kinda scary. I'm just glad Leo fixed everything leaving me time to spend with Wyatt.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
It's a good thing we didn't vanquish the baby. I just couldn't do it even though he was obviously a demon. It just seemed odd especially with Wyatt making friends with him. It scared me but my little guy knows his evil. I'm so glad he can protect himself.
I know that I'd do anything for my child so I can under why Derrick did what he did. So the baby is in good hands. He is pretty cute even with that tongue of his. I'm glad that Derrick is human again. That's a sign of a great guy who absolutely loves his son so much that he's willing to literally turn himself into a monster in order to save him.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
It's tricky enough dating so it certainly doesn't help to have an orbing ex answering the door when my date arrives. Greg's a great guy but I've been reluctant to take the next step. It's me I know but I just haven't felt like doing it. I was pretty close on that fire truck when Leo turned up. So I'm about to take the plunge and it's because I'm under a spell which was awkward.
The spell did help reveal what we all want. It'll be strange with the house empty but I don't want things to turn out like they did for Grams, Mom, and Prue. They sacrificed and look what it brought them. Phoebe and Paige deserve this and I'll try too although I'm not sure about it. My main focus has to be my son. Chris came back to save him which I'm so grateful for so I want it all to work out right.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
So it's just me in the house with Wyatt of course. It's so strange because it's so quiet. I turned Paige's room into a room for Wyatt since the closet's just too small. Phoebe's room is now an exercise room. I just needed something to do so I did some rearranging. I really miss them but I'm happy for them.
Once again we ended up going to the past. Leo knew Grams when she was young which is kinda gross and not something I want to think about. It was so strange to see how Grams was back then. She wasn't the ass kicking don't mess with me witch that she became. Grams wasn't too happy to find out that Phoebe and Paige moved out. Well the slime is gone which is a relief. We even ran into Darryl's Dad when we got tossed into jail. That was one seriously strange trip.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
I've made a decision regarding my life after vanquishing a demon after my child. No more men for me. I gave it a shot and you only get one soul-mate so that's it. I had Leo for a few years so I should be grateful for the time I had. Sex pales in comparison when you have a magical baby to take care of. It's all about my son.
What should have been a happy time wasn't. Wyatt said Mama for the first time but the demon attack isn't something I can put down in the baby book. That should be a special moment but he said it after I vanquished a demon which really puts a damper on things. If I wrote it down and someone saw it they'd think I was nuts. First word said after a demon attack possibly by the one that turns my son evil. Not exactly what I envisioned would happen.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
Ok I got a man for my birthday. I never thought that would be a gift I'd get. I guess it was a good thing. I'll admit that it was a pretty fun day with David. Yes he was hot and it was just one day which didn't hurt. I guess it wasn't the worst idea in the world.
It was almost a normal birthday dinner complete with a hot guy made for me although I didn't like sharing him. The good thing is that Wyatt isn't evil anymore. Why can't they leave my son alone he's just a baby? I don't like being tricked and it's disturbing to hear that my son is evil in Chris's future. I guess he proved that he can be trusted but I'm still not so sure. Leave it to Leo to find my missing charm bracelet.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
I need to bathe Wyatt in goodness. I'll have only soothing colors around him. I don't want him to become the future face of evil. What did I do wrong to cause this to happen? I can't help but think that because I didn't stop it. Since I know now I'll do all I can to stop it from happening.
I know I can't be all about Wyatt. I have the club and the vanquishing thing. I just wish I knew what happened so I can not make it happen. What if it happens again? I look at him and it scares the hell out of me that he'll turn evil and stay that way.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
I don't want my son to be anti-social. He was at nursery school and he orbed home. So there's Magic School like Hogwarts. So of course I couldn't have a normal day at a normal school with my son. Weirdness abounds with a head rolling down the stairs and a Headless Horseman on the loose. That wasn't exactly the way I wanted to spend my day.
Since heads were being cut off so we all ended up beheaded. It's a good thing the place is protected from the normal result of getting your head cut off. I'm just glad we're all back in one piece. I didn't like not having my hands. I don't like the cryptic talk so I have no idea what Phoebe was talking about.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
Great genies are bad enough but an evil one was so what I didn't need. I'd be happy to never see another demon again. I'm trying with Greg but it isn't easy when I keep having to leave. It's so ridiculous Phoebe got turned into a genie complete with blonde hair. I wonder what the deal is with Chris he's being really weird. I just wanted to spend some time with Greg and just for a little bit feel normal.
Once again I was dead or almost dead. It was so strange Leo healed me in our sleep. Jenny put us to sleep for some reason. I thought it was a dream but it wasn't. I'm just glad we got rid of that damn genie. They always cause some serious trouble.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
I'm just glad that damn Darklighter didn't show up during Wyatt's birthday party. I only had to freeze the room once. He was such a good boy. It was good party with kids having a great time like normal kids. It was good that Leo was here because Wyatt misses his Daddy. Hell I miss him too.
I blow up a demon and we get hurled into another plane the ghostly plane. I don't get how that works with the not being dead. It was kinda bleak there. The reason I can't really move on is because I'm not over Leo. I don't even know if it's possible to stop loving him. I was so scared I was gonna lose him after he got shot. I don't regret what happened at all. It wasn't the most romantic of settings but I'm not complaining. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this bombshell Phoebe and Paige dropped. Chris is my son? This is all so weird.
Entry Seventeen
The morning sickness is not fun. I don't remember this happening as much with Wyatt. I haven't told Leo yet. I know he needs to know but it was so hard for him to say goodbye. I have time to figure it out. The thing I need to know is why Chris hates me. He's been avoiding me. I wonder what I did to make him feel that way. I hope Dad can find out for me.
Well this time around I don't have to think of a name since he's already named. I don't know where it came from but it's there. It's complicated so thinking about it gives me a headache. I just want to find out what's going on. Dad doesn't know yet so it'll come as a surprise. Well it surprised me too because it was all so unexpected.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
I'm thinking that it would be better to avoid reunions since they never go well. High school was bad enough the first time around without one of us reliving our teen years. Well I was just possessed so I guess my reunion was better They just drive you nuts anyway. You stress over it and it turns out to be a disaster. It's not fun at all.
Chris keeps talking about some even. What a relief that ice cream stayed down. It seems like almost every time I eat something it ends up coming back up. I guess the talk went good because he actually spoke to me. So I guess I die young. He called me Mom which is definite progress. So maybe he doesn't hate me after all. That's a relief because I was kinda worried.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
I am so tired of having my stomach touched. People should just keep their hands to themselves. I just don't get why that appeals to people. I feel like a whale so I don't need people touching me like rubbing it brings people luck or something. So if someone annoys me I'm freezing them.
Well I guess the cat's out of the bag. Leo now knows that I'm pregnant with Chris. It turns out that father and son have issues in the future. Maybe we can get a family discount on a shrink. I don't think I'll ever look at a spider the same way after this. At least I got a nap in while the spider was trying to eat me. So for the rest of my pregnancy I'll be at Magic School.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
Great we get summoned to some magical court and Darryl nearly gets executed. How does that happen so fast anyway? It's a good thing he's safe but he probably won't want to see us again unless he doesn't remember. So Barbas was a stupid lawyer which is absolutely ridiculous. He's a demon for crying out loud. So we won sort of although Phoebe lost her powers.
When you vanquish a demon it should stay that way instead of coming back and causing more trouble. At least I got Chris and Leo to work together. They are both so stubborn but Leo needs to keep trying. He came back to save his brother but I'm hoping his relationship with his father can be saved too. I hate those bigwigs always pulling at us especially after everything we've done for the greater good.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
There's a lot of books in this place so I'm trying to find out who turns Wyatt evil. Well that has to be a good sign that Leo and Chris are speaking. I just find it hard to believe that my sweet little boy becomes the face of evil. I'm getting antsy staying here but I need to protect Chris since he doesn't come with a force-field. Now that came in handy. I want both of my boys to be safe.
I'm just pregnant which doesn't mean I've all of a sudden become stupid. I don't like being kept out of the loop. I was talking to Leo so of course we got interrupted with the latest problem. So I guess we won't be getting any help from Darryl who as it turns out remembers. A lesson was learned today to not conjure any more sex toys. At least I got out for a little while being kidnapped and all.
Entry Twenty-Two
Dear Diary
Like we don't have enough crappy reality TV shows already the demons have to join in too. At least they've been cancelled. I have more important things to worry about like making sure my son doesn't turn evil. I don't like the idea of demons watching us and making a game out of attacking us. What's next Leprechauns on Ice?
I hope those were the demons but I'm still kinda worried. I'm not sure about keeping Wyatt in that class with that little thief. A teacher should do something when a kid takes another kid's Play Doh especially when it's my kid. I don't care if I've been driving them nuts since I'm going nuts being stuck here. I'll stay here but I want Chris to be born already since it's hard getting around and it's a pain peeing every two minutes.