Entry One
 
Dear Diary
 
I supposed being possessed by horny Gods wasn't the worst thing to happen around here. It's just a good thing nothing happened because giving in to our urges would have destroyed the world. I literally couldn't keep my hands and not just two because I had a couple extra arms which was pretty damn handy. I could pinch Leo and do other things. At least he was around because lately he's been on a demon hunt.
 
Well I guess we can't go to any more Hindu weddings although it did look pretty romantic from what little we saw. It was cool having extra hands to do some serious demon vanquishing. I just wish Chris had a protective bubble to protect him. I need to get back into the world since I can't keep my little guys in the house all the time. It has been strange with Chris dying yet born on the same day. Leo saw it but he needs to realize that Chris is alive and well. I'm really worried about Leo but hopefully with Barbus taken care of he'll be able to get past this. This isn't his fault since he was obviously tricked.
 
Entry Two
 
Dear Diary
 
It's kinda funny that Phoebe seemed to be more upset about that guy that told me to leave because I was breastfeeding. I don't want my breasts to be in her column. This would be low on the list of problems. I have Leo to worry about and work not to mention two kids. I just want him to spend more time with the kids so he knows he's loved. They need him to be a Dad and I don't want him vanquishing demons in front of the kids well unless they turn up at the house.
 
So it looks like a naked lady riding through town on a horse was pretty damn important since the world sucked without her. I can't believe that something so simple gave women so much. I sure as hell didn't like the new and not improved world which once again landed me in jail. If I got a dollar every time that happened I'd be rich. I certainly won't look at Godiva chocolate the same again. Why couldn't it have  been the reverse? Now that would have been a refreshing change. Imagine being flogged for talking in public. I thought I didn't have time to be repressed but I guess it finds you regardless of how busy you are. Hopefully vanquishing that demon will help Leo since he's been so hard on himself.
 
Entry Three
 
Dear Diary
 
Ok so I gave in regarding the Wiccaning. As usual things go wonky but there was a family reunion which didn't exactly go smoothly. I was trying to avoid magic to see if I could make things as normal as possible but no such luck. No I get whammied with a case of sibling rivalry. I just wanted my boys to get along with no orbing going on and more time with my husband. I don't think that's too much to ask.
 
That was heartbreaking to see my son conjuring a demon because he blamed himself what what happened with Gideon. I can totally relate though. We just need to stick together. Leo needs to spend time with his family and hopefully we'll figure this thing out. It's not the first time we've hit a rough patch. I just hope Wyatt's ok and that he stops orbing his little brother along with his things. It was good to see Mom and Dad that it makes me wonder how things would have been if they raised us.
 
Entry Four
 
Dear Diary
 
I'm worried about Leo which seems to be a recurring theme. I hope the fact that he came face to face with an Elder helps him come to terms with this whole mess which isn't even his fault. Great he's seeing and hearing things which can't be good. I guess it could be a guilty conscience although it wasn't his fault. I just don't know what to do to help him. Hopefully working on finding out what happened to those missing witches will help him get back in touch with himself so he won't be so lost.
 
I'm still not crazy about the Elders after the Gideon disaster but I supposed we have to keep in contact with them. I wish there was someone I could talk to about this but the Elders are out and I'm not so sure about how my sisters would take the news and besides Paige is all busy with Magic School and Phoebe's all about that guy that's filling in for her. I think she likes him since she can't seem to stay away from the paper.
 
Entry Five
 
Dear Diary
 
Well that didn't end well. Sadly that girl Brenda was lost and we came pretty damn close to losing Paige too. The stupid athame aged the person that was cut with it so too much time passed for that poor girl. We had to do crime but no more pirates to snatch witches. Now there's another agent on our case for us to worry about. He helped us but who knows what he did to Sheridan. Like we really need this to worry about.
 
Now we have to figure out what this Gathering Storm in. Those pirates in no way looked like Johnny Depp. So the Fountain of Youth wasn't such a myth after all. I guess that shouldn't be so surprising but it's history now. Well I guess we can't seriously consider a life of crime since we set off the alarm.
 
Entry Six
 
Dear Diary
 
You just don't cast a protection spell or you end up with an innocent walking around San Francisco with a big hole in his middle. They sound like a good idea but they tend to backfire and I got stuck being Death. Who knew Death had an accent. It's kinda creepy to be talking to the one that took Mom, Grams, and Prue and that I'll be seeing him one day which I don't want to really think about.
 
So I was dead for a while and had my list of people to die which was strange. I guess death is just a necessary evil although I don't have to like it especially when I nearly escorted my sister over into that swirly area. Ok so maybe I shouldn't have yelled at Death but I'd probably have gotten stuck being Death anyway so it was worth getting a few things off my chest. My death was kinda public being on the news but that Agent Brody helped. He wants a favor but he's real vague about it but I suppose he's better than the other agents and cops over the years because he's helped us instead of killing us. I just don't know what it is he wants from us.
 
Entry Seven
 
Dear Diary
 
How come there wasn't a warning about the Blue Moon? So we turned into monsters with a taste for Whitelighters. It's a good thing they're already dead because we did quite a job on the Whitelighter that was assigned us which should make them think twice before sending someone we don't want. Like we'd accept one. It would have been a nice heads up about this. Congrats you're witches and not just any you're Charmed Ones and by the way in six years you'll turn into monsters during the Blue Moon. Next time it comes around we'll be in a rest home so we'll just be a menace there.
 
I finally told Phoebe and Paige about Leo. I guess the timing could have been better since we were PMSing at the time which isn't pretty. Too bad that can't be healed. I wanted Leo to move in so we could be a family which is what he really needs right now. Our powers went all wonky too. I can't believe the Elders didn't realize Leo was possessed by a demon. Aren't they supposed to be all knowing at least that's what they seem to think. They seem to be after him which I hate. They've put us through so much crap. At least Brody isn't a demon although I'm not sure he can be trusted. Now we know that Leo wasn't seeing things since we saw the floating heads ourselves.
 
Entry Eight
 
Dear Diary
 
I really wish Leo would move back in. He's just so lost and now that this new power whatever it is is after him. I'm hoping that a vision quest will help him out and find himself again. I'm just scared that I'll lose him and we need him. Maybe it'll help him figure out how to help him figure out how to fight the thing after him. So in the morning I'm going to Magic School to get Anolla to help us out.
 
I have so many things to do at P3 with the album release party the place will be packed. I so don't need a new power brewing with all the stuff I have to do. I need to make sure my boys will have their father. It's times like this that I wish I was just a normal person with a normal family with normal problems instead of floating heads driving my husband crazy.
 
Entry Nine
 
Dear Diary
 
So it turns out we have Guardian Angels but if Leo ever had one it certainly didn't do it's job. The vision quest seemed to help although he seemed like he was in pain or something. It was a closed call being maimed and all. Not having a Guardian Angel turned Paige into a real klutz. So now we have to figure out what this stupid power is so we can stop it.
 
It was nice to have a night out with Leo like a normal couple. The Donnas were great. So at least for a while we were like normal people. I hope this means things will go back to normal well normal for us. The club was packed so all in all it was a good night.
 
Entry Ten
 
There's something about Leo. He's been great but something just doesn't seem right. It just seems to be too good to be true. I should stop being silly and just be glad that he's totally changed and trying. I guess a part of me could be scared about letting my guard down because I'm afraid of getting hurt. I can't put my finger on it but something's up although I can't say what. Maybe time will help me deal with this. I decided to have dinner with Leo but he won't tell me something.
 
Oh great a book that sucks you inside. There really should be warning labels on some books. This one is safe now. The g being silent in gnome will just remain a mystery since the gnome is dead and I know of no other one. Well we solved the mystery of the missing kid who as it turns out didn't kill his brother. I don't like my books quite so interactive. I'm glad the McMullens got their son back. I couldn't imagine how horrible that would have been to lose the boys.
 
Entry Eleven
 
Dear Diary
 
Leo has been driving me crazy lately. I know he's hiding something but he won't tell me what. All I want are answers. That isn't too much to ask. Sure he's been an angel but too much so. I just want to know what it is so we can deal with it. Like I don't have enough to worry about right now. At least Leo is willing to give me the time I need to figure things out.
 
I wonder how he knew where the demons were gonna attack. An Elder thing maybe. It made things easier which was nice for a change. He did admit that he's been hiding something so I was right but the Elders are making him keep quiet. I'll just have to wait until he can tell me but I'm curious about what it is and why it has to keep secret for now.
 
Entry Twelve
 
Dear Diary
 
All I wanted was a family picture and I end up with a blur but I hung it up anyway. Who knows when we'll ever have a chance to do one again. So he's a blur because he had to save a demon and not just any demon but a scantly clad one. He couldn't wait a few lousy minutes so we got our three poses where he wasn't a blur. Why should it be any different this time but I was kinda hoping we'd get a family moment without them jingling.
 
Maybe I should put nice things in the basement instead of the attic since things end up trashed up there.  I just would like to have my boys home for a change instead of always being at Magic School. It's just so odd to be helping a demon who wants to be human and who does she think she is calling me surly. What is it with her and Leo?
 
Entry Thirteen
 
Dear Diary
 
Well the demon's out of the house just not like I thought. I kinda feel bad because she wasn't too bad for a demon. I had no idea that the demon made himself look like Phoebe. She'll never get to feel the grass beneath her. Phoebe got pretty tight with her. It looks like the Avatars might be the good guys. So Leo's one of them too which was quite a surprise.
 
There has to be a better way so I'm willing to have an open mind about this. It would be great if we could have a world without demons. It sounds wonderful but Paige isn't so willing to give them a chance. I can't believe she chose to stay with Kyle after what he did. I'm no fan of Sheridan but you don't go around putting people in comas. There would be a wing full if we did that every time someone gave us a problem.
 
Entry Fourteen
 
Dear Diary
 
Well I'm never swapping my powers again because it always bites us on the ass. Instead of seeing the vision to ease any doubts or worries our powers literally go out the window. I knew that wasn't a good idea. The neighbor across the street got mine. She was pretty freaked out which is understandable. Too bad we weren't having wild parties instead of fighting evil. Of course it wasn't so simple getting our powers back. It never is unfortunately. I'm just glad we were just frozen instead of blown up because that would have been very bad.
 
Ok I really don't like the Elders now especially when them trying to kill my husband. I'm just not sure if it matters that we have our powers back since they don't seem to faze Zancou. I don't need to see the vision after seeing the look on Ronnie's face. It's too bad he won't remember it but if we do this thing he won't need to. It's worth a shot since I'm tired of cleaning up after demons all the time and since they aren't killers I'm ok with giving it a shot.
 
Entry Fifteen
 
Dear Diary
 
So much for Utopia ending our demon fighting days. I guess it was a case of too good to be true. I guess we have to continue on with this good versus evil crap. There should have been a warning about people losing their free will and getting killed if they stepped out of line. We were like a bunch of zombies. If someone you love dies you're supposed to grieve not just shrug it off and say that person's in a better place.
 
So you have to take the good and the bad. I was uneasy about this and it turns out that I was right to be. As much as I'd love for evil to be gone it looks like it's here to stay like it or not. I have to wonder if I would have been zapped away like other people were for having their own opinions. So it's back to same old same old. It was kind of Steffordesque. I'm just glad that Leo is ok because I don't know what I would have done without him.
 
Entry Sixteen
 
Dear Diary
 
I'm worried about what the Elders are gonna do to Leo. They are just as much to blame if not more for what happened. All he wanted all we all wanted was to make the world a better place and without demons. He shouldn't be punished for that and we did change it back. They already got their jollies separating Paige from Kyle. It's like they don't want any of us to be happy. I don't want to reach next Valentine's Day without my husband.
 
Not that I'd admit this out loud but I think Drake was right. Of course I don't want to get hurt again. I've had quite a bit of heartache. Go figure we had to go back to the underworld for more vanquishing. How someone can find the underworld romantic is beyond me.
 
Entry Seventeen
 
Dear Diary
 
Well at least we got a little bit of a vacation. It's a good thing we orbed. We need to live a little. Who knew that a demon or an ex demon would help me realize that. I can't just sit around worrying about the Elders. We'll just quit if they try to yank him out of our lives. I would give them a piece of my mind if they try to break up the family and orb my ass up there and blow some things up.
 
On the bright side we were able to release all those trapped souls along with Darryl's friend. I need to stop controlling moments and just let them happen. The timing was off for the vacation but it was kinda fun although I would have liked to go on that gondola ride. So with a week left to live Drake performed at the club and he was really good. He was quite a hit.
 
Entry Eighteen
 
Dear Diary
 
Unbelievable that stupid Elder almost took Leo away from me and the boys. He should be the one punished. What because his name is Odin does that mean he think he's a God. He wanted Leo to fail so they wouldn't lose a precious Elder. I sure as hell don't want any of them popping up in my house again.
 
I was so worried about him. Now he's just a regular guy. I was so close to blowing up that Elder. Damn it I refuse to be like the other women in the past who haven't been able to have a husband in this family. Ironically the one who ended up helping was was Cole of all people. Now that was pretty strange because he's the last one I expected to help me out. I just find it odd that I'm getting love advice from demons. Bizarre but it worked so I guess I'm grateful to him for his help. My little guy healed me I'm so proud of him.
 
Entry Nineteen
 
Dear Diary
 
So this is gonna take some time adjusting to having a human husband. Wyatt shrank us and stuck us in the dollhouse. Leo found it and painted it. He's been Mr Project with all the free time on his hands. Well that problem has been solved since he can run Magic School. He's like a magical walking Book Of Shadows and Paige has been driving herself nuts.
 
Too bad there wasn't a little book inside the dollhouse since it's a replica of the house. I'm just glad I'm back to regular size. I can't believe Zancou read my diary. I should spell it or something to vanquish anyone that opens it. What I write is for my eyes only not for some evil thing. Well evil didn't get the nexus thanks to Leo. He'll also be safe at Magic School from demons and poor Wyatt won't be so worried about his Daddy getting hurt.
 
Entry Twenty
 
Dear Diary
 
Wyatt has been in orbing mode lately. He's been orbing all over the place. He needs to stop doing that because we don't need exposure. Ok he's only a little guy so I guess he can do it once in a while but eventually he has to learn that he can't just do that all the time and I don't want to bind his powers. I don't want that especially if he needs to orb in a hurry.
 
It's like we're listed in some magical phonebook which can be a problem. I hate it w hen I get tricked by a demon. Too bad we can't do something to the house to prevent evil from entering which would be handy. It's just not good because I'm tired of always having to clean up after a demon attack. At least this one didn't trash the place. That was a close call with the box. I'm just glad that demon is toast.
 
Entry Twenty-One
 
Dear Diary
 
There should be some places that are off limits like the house and the club. It's gonna be trickier with more 911 calls. It was handy to have a healer so we could avoid the cops as much as possible. I'm just glad the deliveryman wasn't too badly hurt. There has to be some way to stop being attacked at work since we have to worry about Sheridan. The last thing we need is for her to have her memory coming flying back.
 
So I feel dumb for not realizing that something was up with Phoebe. I just wanted to send the underworld a message. I can't believe she spends on one haircut what a week's worth of groceries costs. Oops we vanquished Phoebe but thankfully not for long. It would be nice to have Leo come home in the middle of the day for something other than tracking down a demon. Damn that was one ugly ass demon no wonder she wanted to get a new body. At least some upper-level demons were taken out. Damn I forgot about the stupid camera. We really need to keep a low profile.
 
Entry Twenty-Two
 
Dear Diary
 
So Wyatt's imaginary friend turned out to be a demon. I just want my son to be like the other kids in preschool. He needs to be around other kids to learn that there are times when he shouldn't use his magic. I met the older version of Wyatt. It's always strange when it happens. Great my son went evil again. I just hate when that happens. Ok no more future people coming back because it leads to confusion seeing my sons grown up and one of them the future of evil but that part's been taken care of.
 
I'm just relieved that he was changed back. I really hate this having demons come after my son in their quest to turn him evil. I just want my boys to be safe and sound. I'm just glad the curse was broken. He just loves that bear. Maybe we need to make the toys curse proof because I don't want my boys to go evil. So things turned out and I got to see my little guy not so little. So I become an optimist which sounds odd.