Entry One
Dear Diary
It is so bizarre to be at my own funeral. It'll be worth it if we can finally have a normal life. Nice turnout but poor Paige didn't get many mourners. That girl needs to be careful what in the world was she thinking put on that over dramatic routine as Janice Dickinson. We need to keep a low profile especially with Agent Keyes lurking around. It's not every day a girl gets to see her own funeral. It's weird but if it stops the demons from coming after us I'm all for it.
I'm finally getting the chance to have a normal life and I for one am taking advantage of it. It got a little confusing having to keep changing my appearance. So not surprising to have Phoebe flirting at her own funeral. Well she came up with a good idea so now we all look like ourselves so my poor boys won't be confused anymore at least I hope so. I just hated it when Wyatt didn't know it was me. Ok so I got a little flashy but I kinda like it.
It was fun shopping just like a normal person. I just wish it was more simple. I guess it's gonna take time to get used to this. I have to remember that I'm not me and what my name is. I guess there's still some confusion to work through. So I have to remember that I'm Jenny Bennett now. I have to get that straight because Dominick thought I was insane. It was such a dumb blonde moment.
We're supposed to be retired but thanks to Paige's snooping and her new charge we had to take care of a demon. At least our secret seems to be safe. We got rid of him without exposing ourselves. Hopefully this made a statement to the underworld so Dad will be safe now. Now Paige gets the fun of dealing with her new charge since she's the Whitelighter.
Entry Two
Dear Diary
So much for my day at the spa. I was kinda looking forward to that sea wrappy whatever thing. It wasn't exactly relaxing. That woman was so annoying and she had the nerve to get pissy with me. Like I care about her stupid murder mystery obsession. I just wanted to have a nice normal day where I'd get a little pampered. Damn it I deserve that much I don't think that's too much to ask for.
Today was one of those days where I should have just stayed in bed. I ended up yelling at the electrician. I so don't need this. The club is our only source of income so electricity is vital. I just want a life without demons and for things to go smoothly for a change. I mean that's supposed to be the whole point of all of us pretending to be dead. Things just aren't going the way I'd thought they would. It's not that different from before minus the demons. I'm gonna climb into bed and pull the covers up over my head 'cause I've had it.
Entry Three
Dear Diary
Well that's just great I have to change my identity again. Who knew death could be so complicated. The look I chose landed me in jail. Well it wasn't Maya's fault which is the name of the actual girl. I never thought I'd run into the person whose look I borrowed. It was just the first thing that popped into my head. This time it wasn't a demon only a human of the evil variety.
I didn't enjoy my stay in jail. I've been in jail before but never alone. It's just a good thing I have powers because that woman was huge. So now I have to create a whole new identity. I just kinda feel like a fraud but this is how things are. It was nice to hear I'm high exec material although I think he was probably blowing smoke. I guess I won't ever find out. It went better than I thought except for the whole getting arrested thing. Leo needs a wedding ring. Too bad I can't blow up Eve the slut. She really should be blonde. I guess I'm just not cut out for the corporate world.
I just need to get used to this new life. So now I need a new look where I won't be arrested for murder. I'm glad we were able to help but I have no desire to do this again anytime soon. I especially don't want to get stuck in a cell with a not so jolly orange giant. I think I'll just stick with the club after all I know how to run it although Dad caused some damage. Maybe Leo will speak up next time so he doesn't get punched again.
Entry Four
Dear Diary
I kinda miss the old me. I hope I'm able to get through this play with Wyatt. That Mandy is driving me nuts. I really don't like her who does she think she is. Distant cousin damn it I'm his mother not some stranger. Ok she doesn't know that but it really irritates me when she is so damn condescending not to mention overly perky. Too bad I can't blow her up but she's human I supposed. I would swear that pin wasn't there before. Maybe she planted it that Miss Too Good To Be True.
I'll just have the best damn pumpkin outfit for my son to wear. I'll teach her to tangle with me. Ok using magic is out but I'll just have to catch up with all the other moms that have had time to hone their crafting skills. That's something I wasn't able to do with a demon attacking all the time. I'll do whatever it takes even if it means staying up all night.
Entry Five
Dear Diary
No wonder I had the urge to blow up Mandy. She was bad enough before but being possessed by a demon explained my whole desire to blow her up. I should have known since this wouldn't be the first time one went after my little guy. I think he knows that I'm me but it's gotta be confusing since I'm seen as someone else to everyone else. Like everything else it'll just take time to adjust.
Oh great another problem to deal with. I'm just glad that getting rid of that demon took care of the Source. That was a close call. We're supposed to be retired but still I have to worry about my son being turned evil by some demon. At least we made it to the play. Wyatt was just the cutest pumpkin ever. Mandy was there demon fr ee and hopefully she'll be less annoying from now on but I kinda doubt it. Now we have to figure out what to do about Magic School which has become Demon Central. At least the play was a normal family outing.
Entry Six
Dear Diary
Well we're us again back from the dead. It's about time the feds helped us out for a change. I'm kinda glad to be me again although the demons will follow soon. At least the club isn't going down the toilet since the matchmaking didn't tank. It's better than bingo and geeks want love too. So much for being retired. I guess we just aren't cut out for that. Well the interview should provide some good publicity for the club.
To be honest I didn't really like my new identity and now I'm just me again. I felt like a bit of an idiot when I couldn't even remember my name half the time. Talk about coming off as a total ditz. So much for a normal life free of demons. Hopefully this Agent Murphy will be a good ally he did help us out with us not being dead anymore. Time will tell I suppose. I guess the same applies to Phoebe's out of the blue marriage.
Entry Seven
Dear Diary
Great just great we come back to the dead only to be tossed into a fish bowl. Agent Murphy is supposed to be protecting us from this crap. Maybe we should have stayed dead. This is all just driving me crazy having reporters circling like vultures digging into our business. I didn't come back from the dead to be offered some movie deal. It's gonna be hard to do anything with all eyes on us.
It's almost Halloween and I just want to spend a quiet evening at home passing out candy to the neighborhood kids. We'll need more candy because of our unwanted fame. I'm gonna get some pumpkins to do a little venting. Carving into something sounds good right now. I just want a life that doesn't include whatever filmed at eleven. I want the boys to have a nice Halloween.
Entry Eight
Dear Diary
What is up with Leo? I can turn those nasty rodents into rats and back to rats on two feet. He's certainly being a Grumpy Pants. I don't need his griping. We have to put up with this and maybe Paige's plan will cause the reporters to back off. I work for a living and I never asked him to give his powers up. He wanted to be Mr Mom so why's he complaining now?
I suppose it's just stress but he did punch a guy. He took Wyatt out which was probably for the best. It hopefully will calm him down so he doesn't explode again. I spent the night with Paige and Chris. We'll be fine and with the press gone things will go back to normal. I just need to make him realize that I don't expect him to do it all. So it looks like I don't have to buy that rat poison after all.
Entry Nine
Dear Diary
Well I'm glad I'm me again. I just didn't like being a man. How do they stand tinkling standing up anyway? I guess the quack gardener wasn't such a quack after all. We need to have alone time to just talk and listen. I guess I haven't been very good at that lately. I think I now realize how hard it is for him. He's the only one of us without powers so I need to more considerate of his feelings. I love him and I don't care that he isn't magical anymore. He's my husband and the father of my children which makes him pretty damn important.
Well I guess all in all it was a pretty successful day. Sadly an innocent was lost but all the missing people were found. Lots of very surprised people today. Hmm I wonder how often the gardener suggests a couple should have sex a day. It sounded like he was talking plural. It's not easy with a full house and demons to deal with. That reminds me I should make sure that Leo fixes our room so unwanted eavesdroppings can't go on. It's not too much to ask for me to have some alone time with my husband.
Entry Ten
Dear Diary
Man I can stand that guy Smitty. I'll just have Leo deal with him if I'm ever this desperate again which I don't plan to be. It would be tempting to blow him up the pig. I am not a ball and chain and Leo just stood there being all nice. At least I got Liz Phair at the club which hopefully means it'll be easier to book bands.
I guess boring time spend with cold cases beats a Super Witch that wants to wipe out all males which would include my husband and sons which wouldn't have been good. Males come in handy although some are infuriating. I wasn't being emotional that guy was just being a jerk. I guess I would complain so much about going through files and other junk well for a little while anyway. We just can't put anything on to avoid having one of us turn into something. I would like to make it through a year no a week without being possessed or turned into something.
Entry Eleven
Dear Diary
What a day that was. Talk about stupid mixing demon blood with human. At least we got a cure and it's not likely we'll hear from Agent Murphy any time soon. I get a little explosive when someone I care about is dying. I look at her and realize how lucky I've been having my sisters by my side instead of being a solo witch like Billie until now.
We finally made it to the ski lodge. I never thought we'd get there. Poor Leo is conked out the poor guy. We didn't miss the traffic and I slept while he did the driving. He just looks so peaceful so we can wait till tomorrow to get in some skiing. I'm the luckiest woman in the world to have such a wonderful husband. I just know that Phoebe will find her Prince Charming after all I did.
Entry Twelve
Dear Diary
Damn I wish this was some nightmare that I will wake up from. I'd look over to find Leo in bed beside me and I'd tell him about the horrible dream I had but no this is my reality. The other shoe dropped and it was one hell of one too. Every time it's demon light something horrible happens. I for one am sick of that. I feel like a puppet getting her strings yanked and one very important one was cut.
I really wish I could vanquish that damn Death along with all the others that seem hell bent on destroying my life. This is insane I had to give up Leo to save him. It just doesn't make any sense to me. He's being held hostage as some kind of prize that I'll win if I make it out alive through some big battle that's gonna happen who knows when. What the hell is that about?
I'm just so grateful to Billie that she was willing to give up that demon to help Leo so my husband's in deep freeze for who knows how long. I'll keep the truck in the garage waiting for him. Just when I was having a somewhat normal life the rug gets pulled out from under me. He was doing the regular guy thing getting a truck to fix up. Only one good thing came out of this mess was the news that Billie will find her sister. I owe her so I'm gonna do everything I can to help her.
Entry Thirteen
Dear Diary
I haven't wanted to leave the boys lately so I've been bit of a hermit. I've had the camera out so I can capture every moment I can. I want Leo to see everything that's going on. It's just so hard not having him around. I'm trying to stay strong for the boys. Chris is too little to really know what's going on but Wyatt knows that Daddy is gone.
I'm so afraid that I'll never see him again. I know I have to go on with my life. I need to take care of my boys and hope that one day we'll see him again. It was nice to cook a meal even with Billie's parents turning into assassins. Luckily we were able to save them. I just wish that new power she has would have kicked in sooner and maybe helped Leo.
Entry Fourteen
Dear Diary
Now why didn't I think of throwing a pie? That was funny and it hasn't been an easy time lately so that was a rare treat. I'm glad Wyatt had fun at his party. I just have to believe that somehow we'll get Leo back. I don't really understand this whole situation myself. I just need to make sure that he knows that none of this is his fault.
At least he just spelled his toys instead of making another demon. Everyone just thought we hired them. It's a relief that we made it through his party before a demon showed up. I just wish I could have been there the whole time but as always something came up. I just have to stay positive about Leo coming back. For now I'll try to capture what I can on film since he's missing so much.
Entry Fifteen
Dear Diary
That was really close. Thank God I took the boys over to Dad's place. Unlike last time these chicks actually tapped into our powers. This is the third time I've been shrunk in the past four years. So the dollhouse is history which is kind of a shame but at least I won't get trapped inside it again.
Damn now I have to see if I can track down another wizard. They don't exactly grow on trees. Too bad Kiera was killed since I really need a seer. So I'm still no closer to finding about who I need to take out to get my husband back. We really should see about creating an alarm or something to warn of shapeshifting demons in the house. That would really come in handy since it happens so much.
So Phoebe's moving out again. I want her to be happy so if she needs to do this she needs to. I'll miss having her down the hall. I know we all can't live together forever because that's just weird but I was hoping for a bit longer especially with Leo gone. Well it's not like last time when it was just me and Wyatt. I have my boys and Paige and Billie practically lives here so it's not like I'll be lonely. It's just something that I need to accept and it's like I won't see her all the time.
Entry Sixteen
Dear Diary
Great once again we went evil. That stick did it well it's back where it belongs. So no more evil. Billie is really starting to get a handle on her power. I know it's hard trying to figure things out because it was no picnic when all of a sudden I was able to blow things up. It's not an evil new year which is good. I'm just glad we didn't kill Billie or Lopan. It would be nice to not go evil for a while.
The house is a total mess. Those Zodiac guys should at least have cleaned up or helped. So the boys had a great time at Marine World. At least they have a little normal in their lives. I'm not gonna give up because I have to believe that Leo is coming back to us. I just hate being left in the dark about when and how. Oh great according to the Chinese Zodiac I'm a buffalo one of the ugliest in the animal kingdom.
Entry Seventeen
Dear Diary
What a day it's been. I ran into Greg literally. It was that idiot Simon's fault that I crashed the car. It's a good thing it wasn't too bad. He was really great about it since it could have been worse if it was someone else. So of course I had to leave before the car was fixed. At least Wyatt had fun exploring the fire truck.
It was a little awkward when Greg tried to kiss me. It's not like I could tell him that my husband's on ice until I battled who knows what demons in order to get him back. I went with the brilliant away. I've never been able to come up with good cover stories. Well I made it clear that I'm waiting for Leo to come back from wherever he is.
Entry Eighteen
Dear Diary
Well we made it through the wedding without any demons turning up. It was quick so we had to magic up since we didn't have any time to go shopping. It was beautiful. I felt Leo like he was watching somehow but I really wish he was with me in person. Wyatt and Chris were simply adorable. They were very good boys. I didn't even have to freeze the room. It was great to have a nice and normal wedding with guests. I'm just glad we don't have another demon in the family. Henry's a really great guy and I'm so happy for Paige.
I'm kinda worried about this whole ultimate power thing. We took out two of the Triad which had to help. It just would have been better if it were all three. I just don't want them coming back again. I'd hoped that taking them out would get me back Leo. So of course something really bad is still coming. I just wish I knew what it was. It's just so frustrating.
Entry Nineteen
Dear Diary
I have to admit that those kids were pretty clever. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise after all they did have Leo for a teacher. I never asked him about his day so I felt a bit out of the loop. I always hate a demon that doesn't want to stay vanquished. I felt Leo's presence today. For all I know he's watching over us. I miss him so much.
It's such a relief that Paige can heal now. It's not exactly fun to be hit with a fireball. At least Paige got one day without having to deal with a demon. I know how it is to have an interrupted honeymoon. So now I know that we can send unvanquishable demons to the Astral Plane.
Entry Twenty
Dear Diary
Well we know now who the ultimate power is. She was right there in front of us and we didn't suspect a thing. Paige doesn't want to give up especially on Billie but we may have to. When push comes to shove it might come down to us or them. We need to be prepared because I don't think this is gonna end well.
I have to think about my family first. That demon might have known something. I'm not thrilled about this because I care about Billie too. At least now we know who we're up against which is pretty damn daunting after seeing that unvanquishable demon vanquished. We need to be ready to stop them if there's no other way.
Entry Twenty-One
Dear Diary
Finally Phoebe and Paige are seeing reason. Yes this isn't a typical demon vanquish but if there's a choice I pick us. I don't like when people poke around in my head. If it's selfish of us to want lives that include husbands and kids we've damn well earned it. They have no right to judge us when we've been doing this for years.
We not not like this but we have to stop them. This might be the battle that needs to be won so I can get Leo back. This isn't gonna be easy but we did take out the Source three or four times. If this is how to get my husband back I'll do it. I meant what I said to Leo in my dream. I want that to be us someday with grandkids running around.