Don't tag along on your sister's date.
Don't use your powers in front of just anyone.
If casting the Truth Spell warn the other two or better yet don't do it at all.
Double check before casting a Truth Spell.
Recycle sister's old wardrobe.
No dating a sister's boss since he could turn out to be oh evil.
Keep work world seperate from home world.
Don't give up your powers without a fight.
Sometimes all we can do is take a leap of faith and hope that somehow it all works out.
Witches forever and damn proud of it.
Don't ever stop worrying about your little sister.
Not to be in our sixties sharing a cat and living together.
Knock instead of barging into someone's bedroom.
Lay off on the I told you so's.
Expand the wardrobe by borrowing from each other's closets.
A good witch is a clean witch.
When the spirit board talks listen.
When asking for a favor call her your favorite sister.
Don't turn off the cell phone especially when your sister had a premonition about you dying.
Budget for shoes after all demon blood is impossible to get out.
The oldest always checks things out first.
Keep the flowers even if it's a creep or an evil warlock that tried to kill us.
Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed. Piper
Make sure you have a pair of shoes in the car for those unexpected trips into the sewers.
No meditating or trying to call a premonition on the table.
Deal with one hellish complication at a time.
Don't forget to put the seat back down after using the toilet.
Keep it down when someone's trying to study.
Wehn a sister wants a romantic evening alone put it on the calendar way in advance.
Cover your eyes to avoid seeing orbs nice or not.
No orbing in unannounced unless it's an emergency.
Budget for shoes after all demon blood is impossible to get out.
Don't call your sister a necrophiliac since there are different types of dead and good dead comes with no decompositions.
Don't just settle for dick.
No using active power on sister until she has an active power of her own.
Always have a dictionary handy.
Save the girl talk about how things went with the hot guy until after the demon has been taken care of.
When borrowing the car make sure to leave a full gas tank.
Don't borrow jewelry without asking.
Most of the time tell each other how we feel to avoid a demon causing us to sever our powers.
No whispers and secrets.
Scotch guard in anticipation of demonic messes.
Sisters don't lie to each other.
Save the stinky potion making until after breakfast unless it's an emergency.
You don't keep secrets from loved ones.
Try knocking before shimmering.
Hand the gift over instead of throwing it.
Rules For Demon Lover
1. Stay in the house.
2. No shimmering.
3. Lock the door.
Lock the bathroom door when having some alone time with the hubby.
Knock at the door and actually wait for an answer before barging in.
Wait a minute life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between pass the newspaper and who ate the Special K. Phoebe
No doling out the bad news for dramatic affect.
Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral. Phoebe
Look your best at the funeral of a loved one.
Save the shop talk for after the funeral.
No use of the P word when in mixed company.
You can't just walk into a person's house without knocking.
No blurring the line between good and evil because it just complicates matters.
Don't mess with Mom's crystal.
I guess blood's a little thicker than evil. Piper
Yeah well you've not truly one of us until you've dated a demon so welcome to the club. Piper
Wait until you're ready to get proactive.
When out of paper to write on don't toss the Book out of the window after all there is a damn good reason why it shouldn't leave the house.
Never take the Book out of the house.
The Book learning is important if you want to remain a live witch instead of a dead one.
If you blow a potion an innocent can die. Piper
Well there are shortcuts even with magic. Leo
Never drop your guard. Cole
When in the body of your sister lose the third person bit and remember that you're not you.
It's ok to throw energy balls at murderers, demons, phone solicitors not the girlfriend especially when the wrong sister is in the body at the time.
You want to fight like hell to keep a life seperate from magic. Phoebe
What might be smart to do as a witch such as going to your Whitelighter can be annoying as a sister when the Whitelighter is your sister's husband.
Innocents tend to be real. Piper
Try listening to each other.
Don't people usually storm out of the house when they're angry? Piper
No speaking of spells out loud because who knows what will happen.
Being a witch is not a part time job. Phoebe
Don't go for the levitate and kick with a shocker demon because that's a sure way to get electrocuted.
Blame a demon attacking for blowing up that chair you hate.
When the milk is gone put it on the list.
Get ready for the unexpected that's rule number one in the Halliwell manor. Phoebe
If magic isn't an option go with good old fashioned butt kicking.
Our magic is a gift you just can't give it away. Phoebe
Remember that practice makes perfect.
Living with a gun is very danger and a big no no.
Sister knows best.
A Power of Three spell is the best guarantee since warlocks don't always freeze or blow up.
No snatching someone else's coffee.
No talk about vampires.
No house guests.
Keeping your secret has to be the most important thing. Leo
Lock the attic door just in case especially when there is someone in the manor that has no clue about the whole witch thing.
No tours of the attic.
Lay off the hairspray while there's a firestarter in the house.
After a good day's vanquishing take a bubble bath.
Ah you're not really a Halliwell until you've gone demonic on your sisters at least twice. Piper
Make time to spend with your sisters.
No demon vanquishing in the nursery.
Being a witch doesn't make you invincible.
Use chalk when writing on the walls for easy cleanup.
Always have a fire extinguisher on hand in case of a fire.
Never ever mix burdock and eye of newt since it's a very volatile combination.
When you are eaten by a wolf remember that you have powers which means you can blow things up so do it from the inside.
Nasal passages that belong to someone pregnant takes precedence on stopping stinky potions.
You don't summon Darklighters to the manor.
Never hang up on your wife and while you're at it check into a cell phone.
Witchcraft isn't always the answer.
No dancing when out on business no matter how good the DJ is.
A person likes to be asked even if the answer is no.
Don't treat your sister like a porcelain doll pregnant or not.
If at first you don't succeed try and try again.
Relax until you actually need to worry about something.
Sometimes the problem is more natural and less super.
Put a little shoulder into it when trying to get a premonition.
Good intentions should count for something.
Enjoy the good when it's there.
Someone that is meant to die doesn't fall into the innocent category.
We just need to stay calm and together. Leo
Provide snacks for the prospective nannies.
Use a lid on the blender to avoid stains on the ceiling.
Don't rain on a girl's Whitelighter parade.
Don't jump to conclusions and make sure you have all the facts before acting.
Don't wear Jimmy Choos when going out to search for your new charge.
When testing the effectiveness of a potion it's a good idea to move the rug to avoid a big gaping hole in the middle.
If the outfit just isn't working for you change it.
Do the summoning before you get summoned.
You really can't mess with sisters. Paige
A girl needs a little pampering.
Save the noses in potions for the afternoon.
Some plans have steps so work on it from going home and vomiting.
Sophisticated types don't play with their hair.
If something doesn't feel right don't do it especially when it comes to your house.
Turning invisible and blowing up from the inside sounds like a cool potion but be careful.
When something's bugging you talk with your sister.
Alternate realities don't come with a manual filling in all the details.
Always keep toad flax on hand.
If you call a Witch Doctor keep an eye on your stuff to avoid getting hexed.
Sometimes you need to fight fire with fire.
Don't give a Witch Doctor permission to take stuff because that leads to badness.
Being possessed is no excuse for not cleaning up after yourself in the kitchen.
Oh no you don't missy there will be no fleeing the country until after you clean up after yourself. Piper
Don't rip the shingles off the roof because leaks will occur if it rains.
Wipe your feet before entering the house.
Don't vanquish the house.
Use unicorn shavings when the magic is out.
Don't name your son Peter.
Watch the language around the baby.
It couldn't hurt to put apples and sage around the house after all every little bit helps.
A crying baby means it's not a false alarm.
Call it a night when your date turns out to be a demon.
You cannot schedule any sisterly chats. Phoebe
Don't forget to santize the nipple. Piper
Try coming up with a code word to use instead of demon when out in public.
Don't freeze the shrink while on the clock.
Always have a lighter handy in case of emergency spellcasting.
Spend more time as a couple and do coupley things so you don't forget.
Somethings thinking outside the box works so don't rule it out.
If exploding doesn't work then run.
When a vanquish won't work turn the demon into a tree.
Every plant requires water on a regular basis.
Stomp on the rug to put out the fire.
It's time to go home when the baby is over excited.
The fussy little noise usually means gas so put the little guy over your shoulder.
No loud talking once the baby has been calmed down.
Don't become one of those annoying cell phone people that mimes make fun of.
No talk of orbing testicles in front of the baby and the Daddy.
Install fans if you don't want to go with AC since it's rare for it to be up in the 90s.
No, no this was your plan you clean up the mess. Piper
No tridents in the house keep it locked away in a cabinet.
A warrior preparing for battle cannot be weary. Paige
Don't jingle your wife.
Sisters get to vent regardless of the whole sensing thing.
While levitating try doing some cleaning.
Keep your emotion reading to yourself.
Talk to your sisters before bringing danger into the house.
Don't forget to reverse spells especially an invincibility spell.
Leave out the eww details.
When you move out don't be surprised to find your room changed into something new.
You're always welcome to come back and reclaim your bedroom.
There's no acid allowed in the manor only on a contact high.
Don't try talking to slime because it's pointless since slime has no mouth so it can't talk.
Don't reason with demons because it can't be done.
Don't touch the crystals since the demonic alarm system is essential.
Don't scream unless there's a demon in the house even if the dry cleaner destroyed your dress.
When someone acts a little crazy stick them in the basement.
Don't share just how potent you are.
Save the teasing for later.
No vanquishing in front of the kids.
Mention the demon attacking the baby first thing.
No orbing away stuff from your little brother.
Non magical family members are welcome at a Wiccaning.
Let someone finish their sentence before speaking.
Don't scry and orb blind since it can have really bad results.
Wait until tomorrow to worry about the new potential bad guy if there are more pressing issues at hand.
Never cast a protection spell because they tend to backfire.
Screw personal gain when it's that time of the time and ice cream is needed immediately.
Don't ask if someone killed anyone else lately especially when it wasn't the person's fault.
There's a four orbing limit in the manor.
Don't blow up the toaster unless you plan on replacing it.
When the powers are going all wonky don't use them until we figure out what's going on or unless we have to.
When the problem turns out to be human that makes him officially tomorrow's problem.
Wait for the yes before orbing away.
No using of the first name until trust enters the picture.
Let a girl express her own feelings.
Be very careful when using Beetletoe since you could blow up the place.
There should be a family picture.
No duty talk when you're in serious trouble.
Keep an open mind just in case.
Let a person finish a sentence.
Warn your family about sharing news that could lead to an attack.
No swapping powers since it can lead to trouble like them going out the window.
The kids go to Magic School when the witchy ones are vulnerable like missing powers or things get too dicey.
Don't touch the party food.
No orbing when guests are at the manor.
Next time come up with a different plan that doesn't require dying and needing to be saved.
Don't put holes in the walls.
Don't wait for the other patinee to drop.
Elders are not welcome in the manor.
Don't be mean to the book and apologize if you are.
Limit having Wyatt heal wounds after all he's just a little guy.
Call before orbing into the office.
When it comes to potions it's better safe than sorry.
Spell certain words out in front of the kids like K-I-L-L.
Focus is key when going to the underworld to do some demon vanquishing.
When mistakes are made by supportive to your newly mortal husband.
Don't drown the plants.
Use the full name when scolding the kids.
Don't be so pyschotically perky when a sister is miserable.
No orbing when it's bath time.
Only orb when Mommy or Daddy say it's ok.
You have to go through the good, the bad, and the annoying in the raising of kids.
Parent after the scrying.
New rule I will not tolerate demon activity in my house or in my club. Piper
Demon research takes precedence over lunch or something else to do for like an hour or so.
No shouting when the baby's napping.
No demon talk in front of the kids.
Don't hand your teddy bear over to strangers.
Figure out the why later and fix things first.
Call at the first sign of trouble since help is just an orb away.
Well we can't put everything on hold every time a demon attacks. Leo
The safety of the family is important so off to Magic School when it's not just some demon.
No mumbo jumbo talk just talk plain English.
Never say never not in this family. Phoebe
No more demon talk when retired from the biz.
Morph before oggling.
You can't pick up a guy at the funeral. Piper
Use magic sparingly so the demons don't find us out.
No hocus pocus when doing the dishes no matter how tempting.
Break the habit of relying on magic unless it's an emergency.
No more family emergencies unless it's really, really urgent.
No more scrying for anything.
Worry about Super Girl later when a demon is after a family member.
Whistle to get everyone's attention when they won't listen to you.
Hide an extra key somewhere in case you get locked out.
Drive like normal people instead of orbing.
Be aware of any allergies when having a play date.
Keep magic to a minimum so the demons don't find out we're still alive.
Make it clear that you're very married when a Mom gets too friendly with you.
The married folks have wedding rings.
When practicing your telekinesis with a weapon be careful so you don't hurt someone or break a window.
Stay out of the other sister's love lives.
Do not use magic in front of annoying housewifey types.
Let Wyatt blow off some magical steam every now and then.
Don't listen to any funny stuff.
Fix it so there can't be any more eavesdropping funny stuff or otherwise.
Disarm the sister who is venting and waving around a knife.
When all else fails try a magical quack.
Don't turn a husband invisible.
Watch your language when little ears are listening.
Deal with the sister before the freaky demon.
Don't use your sister's nueroses to justify your own.
Call if you see Death and check if anyone else has seen him.
Stay inside when Death is going after you.
No more dinner invites to those that jump the cook.
Chips go in the bowl not the bowl on your head with the chips all over the place.
No possessor demons to be tortured in the attic right before a party starts.
Don't scare the guests.
Don't type while talking to your sister on the phone.
Don't vanquish until the questioning is done.
You can be a little sad when a sister moves out.
The kids orb to bedroom when demons attack.
Have a fire extinguisher close at hand to put out any unexpected fires.
We do not practice magic in front of mortals. Paige
If you use a glass wash it.
Don't say the F word. Paige
Any party gets cancelled on account of uber demons that aren't easily vanquished.
The kids go to Grandpa when planning to battle some tough demons.
Hey no telepathy at the table. Phoebe
Listen to the sister with the marriage experience when you're just a newlywed.
You don't sneak around your sisters backs.
No excessive junk food no matter how much the kid begs unless you want vomit.
No orbing when playing games 'cause changing cards is cheating.