Sunnydale
 
A town called Sunnydale
Not too far from LA
A small sleepy town
But looks can deceive
This town like no other
It's on a Hellmouth
Strange things happen
Unexplained deaths
Not all live in ignorance
The Scooby Gang for instance
Fight off the evil
Things that go bump in the night
Buffy and her pals
Fighting for a better world
 
Secret's Out
 
The new girl at school
Has a secret identity
Goes to the library
The place that wigs her out
Wants a normal life
Free from slaying
Declares her retirement
Rants about slaying
Someone overhears her
Unknown to the two
 
Cheerleading
 
Decided to try out
Got pretty hairy
One one by they dropped out
Hands that started flaming
Eyes going all blind
Along with a disappearing mouth
Major whammy on the Slayer
Gets her spot on the squad
But all is not as it seems
Mother traded places with her daughter
Spell was switched back on her
Mirror stuck her inside the trophy
Let this be a lesson to you
Be careful when practicing magic
Because it can and will bounce back onto you
 
The Substitute
 
Teacher goes missing
Found minus the head
A hot teacher fills in
Turns out to be a bug lady
Has her eye out for virgins
A deep dark secret
Regarding a total bragger
Threatens a lawsuit
Even though he was saved
 
Maiden Voyage
 
Cute boy asks her out
Even checks out a book
Has a good time
But not for long
Duty ends up calling
He comes along
Trip to the mortuary
Ends up getting knocked out
Thought he was dead
Vamp met a flamey end
Her date survived but dazed
Next day all ready for danger
Potential boyfriend down the drain
 
Possessed
 
Trip to the zoo
Visiting the hyenas
Takes over the bullies
Along with Xander
Turning oh so mean
Even scares the pig
Poor Herbert gets eaten
Along with Principal Flutie
Back to the zoo they went
Drawing out the hyenas
 
First Kiss
 
Man of mystery
Oh so fine
With his cryptic talk
Ends up injured
Invited into her home
A growing attraction
Resulting in a kiss
His secret comes out
When he goes all grr face
A frame up from a former lover
But the truth does come out
Didn't attack her Mom
It was his old flame
Meeting a dusty ending
An actual good vamp
Even has his soul
On a strict no people diet
 
Online Meeting
 
Scanning some books
A bad one is opened
Reading the pages
Releasing a demon
Inside the computer
Starts an online relationship
Not some boy or even human
Taken out of the computer
In a tin can body
Ends up blowing apart
But not before she gets some good whacks in
 
Talentless Show
 
Mocking got them in trouble
Stuck in the show
Wigged out by dummies
Clowns give quite a fright
Something just not right
A series of deaths
Not such a new thing
Demon on the prowl
Collecting body parts
Needs a healthy brain
Dummy wanting to finish
Finally released at last
Death of the last demon for him
A dramatic scene to end the show
With a case of serious stage fright
 
Nightmares
 
Beaten into a coma
Astral body turning up
Making dreams come true
Of the nightmare sort
An absolute nightmare
Naked in class
Grateful for his underwear
Forced to sing not a note comes out
Just keeps growing worse
The ultimate in horrors
Buried alive and a vampire
Killing the Ugly Man changed it all back
Still was totally attracted
Didn't find at all grotesque
 
Unseen
 
Living on the Hellmouth
Can really do things
A girl turns invisible
When she isn't seen
Not even by the teachers
Slowly starts to fade away
Wanting her revenge
Driving her absolutely mad
Wanting to teach them a lesson
Picks out the obvious target
Sharp instruments to play doctor
Didn't get to finish what she started
Picked up by the men in suits
Taken to a school with others like her
 
The Prophecy
 
No matter what he did
The answer was always the same
Face the Master and die
Got herself a great dress
Big hit with everyone
Brush with death
Was brought back with CPR
A fight to the bitter end
Leaving a skeleton behind
When he was staked