The Bitch
Away for the summer
Came back changed
With a new haircut
Plus a new tude
Not a very nice one
Dealing with demons
Of the inner sort
Able to work out some issues
Grinding the bones
No chance of coming back
Along with a good cry
Next day faces her friends
She is totally forgiven
After all death can have strange results
Even if it was just for a moment
Pieces
Girl parts gone missing
Bits pieced together
A girl for his brother
Who was brought back from the dead
Something that should never have beend one
All that's needed is a head
The fresher the better
It never came to pass
One drawed the line at murder
Both bodies go up in flames
Impatient
New vamps in town
Looking for some fun
Just couldn't wait
Had to try out the Slayer
Trying to do a balancing act
Was able to save the night
A few casualties of stupidity
But all in all a success
Totally overshadowing the Principal
Who hates her with a passion
For reasons that are unknown
The Mummy
Trip to the museum
Within lies a Princess
Now an Incan Mummy
But she is aware
Comes back to life
Sucking away lives
Is able to restore herself
Taking the exchange student's place
Although it was a sad fate
Frat Party
Dragged along by Cordy
With her Do's and Don'ts
Things get pretty hairy
Something in their drinks
Knocking them right out
A sacrifice to their demon
Didn't happen this year thought
Because of the slice and dice
Halloween
Out trick or treating
Funny way of volunteering
Grabbing them and giving them pens
One night vamps stay in
An old friend comes to town
Doing some evil mojo
People turning into their costumes
No Slayer to worry about
Breaking the statue changes it back
Pirate got what he had coming
Someone should have dressed as Xena
Betrayal
Her old crush comes
But with an agenda
Dying from a brain tumor
Hooked up with vamp lovers
Also called the Lonely Ones
Knows about her being the Slayer
Makes a deal to get eternal life
Handing over the Slayer with the others
Ends up turned but not for long
Staked upon raising from his grave
Dark Past
Such a surprise
When it comes out
Pretty wild in his youth
Messing around with a demon
Coming back and out for killing
Jumping into the undead
Finished the job
But before into his girlfriend
Which really put a crimp in things
Assassins
Wanting to take her out
The big guns sent in
Just keep on coming
A surprise turns up
Claiming to be a Slayer
Not too good at sensing vamps
Trying to kill her not a good impression
Upon first meeting her
The Cure
Was there all along
Her sire and a spell
To make her all well
Locked up in a cage
Taken down below
Set to a boil
Ritual cut short
Some serious damage done
But he was saved
And she was cured
The Boyfriend
Starts dating a guy
His name is Ted
Something not right
Not exactly human
Drugging the food
Tumble down the stairs
Reading her diary
Talk about rude
Was presumed to be deadd
Came back to claim his gal
Didn't work out though
He's on the scrap heap
Eggs
A class assignment
Carrying around eggs
As though they were babies
No yolks are inside
Ugly little critters instead
Taking over their minds
A hard boiled egg saved him
Quite a messy job
Killing the slimy blob
Released all the victims
Got into a world of trouble
Smoochies at the window
Made things not so bad
Birthday Time
Parts are coming in
From all over the place
Wanting to assemble it
Demon called the Judge
Big, blue and full of evil
Burning away the humanity
A night of passion
Turns him to the other side
The Mall
Feeling really low
Boyfriend turned evil
Needing to destroy the demon
Mordern days came throguh
Rocket launcher stopped him
Was blown to bits
Picking up the pieces
Unable to kill him
Still in love with him
A swift kick to the balls
Not a happy birthday at all
Changes
A bite from his cousin
Turned his life upside down
Now a werewolf
A relationship just starting
Wanting her smoochies
Truth does come out
Like it always seems to
Doesn't stop her though
After all she's no fun either
For a few days each month
Love Spell
Dumped so cruelly
On the very worst day
A total laughing stock
Wanting to get even
Some invisible homework
Allowed him to blackmail
Spell goes seriously wrong
Entire female population after him
Finally the spell was broken
Without too much damage done
Even was able to get the girl back
Stood up to her friends dating who she chooses
Although she could have left out the lame part
Stalking
Out having some fun
Watching her every move
A spell was found
To restore his soul
Copy of the translation
Saved on a disk
Falls to the floor
Oh so heinously
Chases her down
Snaps her neck like a twig
Places her in the bed
The cruelest of jokes
Enjoying the pain
Taking pleasure in it
Watching them suffer
At the hands of his deeds
Sick
Not at her best
Ends up pretty trashed
Trip to the hospital
Running a high fever
A monster in the hall
Death in the flesh
Only seen when a kid
Or with a very high fever
Kids were saved
A dose of the sickness downed
So she was able to kill
The same one who killed her cousin
All those years ago
Ghosts
The past comes back
Guy shoots a girl
Due to a tragedy
Takes them over
Needing to be forgiven
Totally identifying
A vampire and a Slayer
Was able to set them free
A horrible accident forgiven
Inner Halibut
Students going skinless dipping
Turning into fish monsters
Goes undercover on the swim team
Looking oh so good in speedos
Steam soaking in their skin
Is turning them into monsters
A coach desperate to win
Messing around with fish DNA
Becomes a meal for his boys
Off they go home into the sea
The End
Wanting to destroy the world
Able to do it too
Up and walking again
Wants to save the world
Handy happy meals with legs
Doesn't want it all to end
Pitches in and heads out
With his girl in his arms
Heading out of town
With no plans to every return
A fight to the death
Soul was restored to him
But sadly it was too late
With a kiss goodbye
She stabs him through the heart
Which stops Hell from being unleashed