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The Minion
 
Dracula came to town
Needing an emissary
For the daylight hours
Worked his mojo
Your spookiness
Controlled Xander
Now a spider eating man bitch
Eating bugs
Obeying his commands
No more butt monkey
He make it quite clear
When has was free
 
Hunting
 
Out for some slaying
All by herself
Catches the eye of Count Famous
Dracula wants her for himself
Under his thrall
Takes a taste of her
Offers her his wrist
She is able to break away
Staking him not once but twice
 
The Pest
 
Trying to train
She gets in the way
The little sis
Getting on her nerves
Writing in her diary
Makes a mistake
Inviting Harmony in
Getting herself captured
Locked up in chains
While big sis slays
 
Seeing Double
 
Tracking down a demon
His creepy stick thing fired
Buffy pushed out of the way
Knocked Xander down
Helped up and they left
In the morning light
Xander woke in the dump
At home he found
Another him inside
With socks all matchy
Goes to Will for help
Snoopy Dance as proof
That he's really Xander
It was revealed
That both were he
In a blink
Xander was restored
To Anya's dismay
Who wanted to play
 
Don't Feel A Thing
 
Feeling no pain
Out to kick some ass
All super charged
Something is wrong
Heart beating way too fast
Needs an operation
But doesn't trust them
Kicks some major ass
Off to be alone
Finally agrees to be helped
Fixed by the doc with no tricks
 
A Secret
 
Wanting to know what's wrong
She pulls back the curtain
To find out what's making Mom sick
Another discover is made instead
Little sister Dawn isn't real
Later the truth is revealed
The key made flesh
In the form of a sister
An innocent that needs protecting
Given into her care by the monks
Not knowing the truth
Just a scared girl
Worried about her Mom
 
Birthday
 
Told all her life that she was part demon
Finds a good life and love in Sunnydale
Never revealing her secret
She suffers in silence
Hoping it won't come to pass
For her birthday her family came
Wanting to drag her back home
A spell was cast out of desperation
So that evil couldn't be seen
Spell broken in the nick of time
The truth was finally revealed
She had no demon in her
Punched in the nose led to pain for both
A happy birthday was had
In the arms of the one she loves
 
Staked
 
Out for some slaying
In the best shape ever
Instead of staking the vamp
She gets the pointy end
Confused about being kobobbed
She searches for some answers
The Watcher Diaries are a bust
Much too painful to write about
With money in her hands
Seeks out one with answers
The vamp who killed two Slayers
Fills in the blanks for a prize
 
Something
 
Off to the hospital
For a test
Causing the headaches
Not nothing at all
Filled with dread
Anxiously awaiting news
Shadow is found
Needs a autopsy
To find out what it is
A tumor is found
In her brain
Left feeling utterly helpless
Needing something to fight
 
Dirty Little Secret
 
The distance deepens
A love not returned
Needing to feel something
He slips away
To a brothel he goes
He was followed
The secret was revealed
An ultimatum given
Stay or go
Choice was her's
Got there too late
Up and away he went
 
Oops
 
Wanting to help out
In the magic shop
Working on a ball of sunshine
A very delicate spell
Bickering with Anya
Let it out
Out pops a troll
With insane troll logic
Anya's old flame
How she became a vengenace demon
Sent away to the land of trolls
 
 Uninvited
 
They blew into town
Giving out orders
Closing the shop
Info to share
Must pass the review
Questions are asked
Of those who know her best
Threaten to deport Giles
The perfect thing
Powerless they come
No review is declared
Share the info
Wanted to be let back in
She had her say
Understanding met at last
They go away