Thank you for taking the time to talk to me. Before we get started would you care for some blood?

Dru: Well you do have a lovely neck just ripe for the biting.

Dru I wasn't offering my neck since it would be a bit hard to get through an interview if I was all dead. I just meant that I paid a visit to the blood bank and picked up a few packets of blood. I could pop some into the microwave for you.

Dru: Now aren't you a sweet one. Yes I'd love some blood all warm and bubbling to fill up my tummy.

So how are you these days or I guess I should say nights without Spike by your side?

Dru: My dear boy is gone forever and the moon told me that he's lost to me forever. No more family just me and Miss Edith. Daddy is brimming with goodness and Spike has been infected too. Loving the Slayer and stealing my playmates away. All alone with the worms that wriggle and the stars laugh and bleed throughout the day.

So are you seeing anyone special?

Dru: No but I am looking for someone special to give my eternal kiss to. There aren't too many brave knights in the land nowadays. Do you know of anyone perhaps?

Sorry Dru but I'm on the look out too. It is so hard to find a good man I agree but I tend to prefer a live one instead of a dead one although I'm open since I admit that I wouldn't kick Angel or Spike for that matter out of my bed.

Dru: How about we look together? How do you feel about eternal life? If you're dead too you won't mind having a dead love to spend eternity with. We could be a family with you as my daughter. We could be two girls on the prowl out to have a spot of fun.

Gee that's really sweet but I'm not sure that I like the idea of being around for an eternity. It sounds like a lonely existence not to mention all that death.

Dru: Oh my sweet you're making me all hungry with your talk. Wouldn't it be just delicious to kill and maim and strike terror into hearts and pluck out hearts and other wicked things?

Hey no vamp face Dru. I told you that no biting was allowed.

The interview came to a screeching halt when Dru decided to snack on the interviewer. Luckily only a pint or blood or so was drained before Dru was pulled off.

She left me with a scar to remember her by now wasn't that sweet of her? I don't think I'll be talking to that girl again anytime soon at least not alone.